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VR46
26-06-2014, 02:38 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28023882

Lucky lucky boy. Should be back for LFC right at end of October.

EDDIE M0NS00N
26-06-2014, 03:25 PM
4 months? Wtf? 2 yrs & a hit in his wallet would have been the right decision. Its not the 1st time & he hasn't learnt a thing.
Will he do it again? Of course!! Hell, even i would have a bite if i was a footballer knowing I'd get such a piss poor punishment, & I'm a veggie ffs!

Brad
26-06-2014, 04:07 PM
If I bit someone in the office I wonder if I'd get a temporary ban?

hudson
26-06-2014, 04:20 PM
He is a clunge. But I am slightly relieved, I'm afraid. Probably difficult for non-LFC supporters to understand (he terrorised their teams afterall), but after getting back into the CL and getting back on track in general, providing he does want to stay, I selfishly want his talented side playing at the club. But yeah, he's not right in the head. Was thinking which I'd rather have, a bite on the shoulder or a spit in the face? A bite on the shoulder please.

charlesr
26-06-2014, 04:27 PM
Or a deliberate career ending leg-aiming ball-avoiding sliding tackle? You just get a red card for that (maybe).

OMG I'm in the football folder... I just followed the link on the homepage. /me slides out quietly.

hudson
26-06-2014, 04:29 PM
True, Charles. But you could argue that they don't mean to end careers. It's loss of control from being totally off the ground in many of those cases.

Liverpool, his employers are being punished the most here. Why not a ?5m fine instead?

Brad
26-06-2014, 07:07 PM
You've changed. Hoolak would never have suggested that :D

k0pp0
26-06-2014, 07:21 PM
Didn't have a clue who he was (don't watch football) until it came up on the news with video clips of all his biting. I was gob smacked that he's even allowed to play? Obviously money, but wtf?

Kieran76
26-06-2014, 07:39 PM
Suarez is a massive gimp and deserves his ban, but I do feel some of the reactions are over the top. Eye-gouging in rugby seems a far, far worse crime yet that is punished almost exactly the same as the Suazez incident. I do feel that there is a slight holier than thou attitude from some non football fans.

It is about this time that people talk about how much money he earns as if that has anything to do with it.

Asura
26-06-2014, 08:05 PM
EDIT - Please remove.

k0pp0
26-06-2014, 08:58 PM
Suarez is a massive gimp and deserves his ban, but I do feel some of the reactions are over the top. Eye-gouging in rugby seems a far, far worse crime yet that is punished almost exactly the same as the Suazez incident. I do feel that there is a slight holier than thou attitude from some non football fans.

It is about this time that people talk about how much money he earns as if that has anything to do with it.

Money he earns? Or money he makes for sponsors etc?

I shall now retire from this conversation as I am already out of my depth.

nakamura
26-06-2014, 09:02 PM
Deserved is ban but people are going ott. This is nothing on Keane destroying Haaland.

EDDIE M0NS00N
26-06-2014, 10:18 PM
Suarez is a massive gimp and deserves his ban, but I do feel some of the reactions are over the top. Eye-gouging in rugby seems a far, far worse crime yet that is punished almost exactly the same as the Suazez incident. I do feel that there is a slight holier than thou attitude from some non football fans.

It is about this time that people talk about how much money he earns as if that has anything to do with it.

Same could be said of the hypocrisy of football supporters who suddenly think its ok for a grown man to bite another person (just cos he isn't getting his own way) just cos he plays for their favourite footy team. I hope that all you Liverpool fans are happy to take your kids to see a fully grown man behave like a spoilt little brat & be able to get off lightly time & time again.
Such a great role model for your kids

hudson
27-06-2014, 06:11 AM
I'm a Liverpool fan and my boys at the age of 2 and 4 know that it is "very naughty" to bite. Serious trouble. Most kids try it out and are immediately taught of how bad behaviour it is and grow out of it really quickly when they're about 1 year old. My 4 year old saw Suarez do it and was shocked. Suarez has toddlers everywhere saying "naughty man!". The kids, probably even his own kids know more right from wrong than him. I feel sorry for his kids.

VR46
27-06-2014, 11:13 AM
Surely the LFC solicitors weren't stupid enough to have some clause in his new contract last summer regarding future offences/bans.

As a Liverpool supporter can't deny that he is one of the top strikers in the world when on form, but this offence had been one too far, a ban for racism and two for biting in the three and a bit years since he joined us is not acceptable. If Barca offer ?50M plus think we should bite their hand off - no pun intended.

He's lost one sponsor and if any others want out he's given them the ideal opportunity

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28053513

noobish hat
27-06-2014, 12:21 PM
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yesteryeargames
28-06-2014, 12:27 AM
He should also be made to wear a gun shield for the remainder of his career

QualityChimp
28-06-2014, 08:00 AM
He should also be made to wear a gun shield for the remainder of his career

:eek:

The guy carries a gun on the pitch? They should sort that out before the biting!

Sam The Man
01-07-2014, 05:28 PM
He should also be made to wear a gun shield for the remainder of his career

No he should be forced to wear a Hannibal Lecter mask for the rest of his career.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh181/SAMTHEMANTHATCAN/Luis-Suarez-Wearing-Hannibal-Lechter-Facemask_zps70a0af39.jpg (http://s256.photobucket.com/user/SAMTHEMANTHATCAN/media/Luis-Suarez-Wearing-Hannibal-Lechter-Facemask_zps70a0af39.jpg.html)

As you can see he has already got his first mask sponsor........

VR46
10-07-2014, 07:46 AM
Just what every home needs, a Suarez bottle opener, these are selling by the thousands on ebay

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTQ5WDYzNA==/z/IVgAAOSwd4tTtXaj/$_57.JPG