What a series - mentioned elsewhere on here - but it is so funny - let's share the lurve.
I personally think Quagmire is the best character on there - no wonder it is rated 15 certificate - here are some quotes:
Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.
On finding a tied up cheerleader: Dear Diary, Jackpot!
Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
Quagmire is talking to a woman from New York]
Glen Quagmire: Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side.
Woman (in deep voice): Sure.
Glen Quagmire: Whoa. Transvestite, back off. Wait a minute... pre-op or post-op?
Woman: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: Whoa. Transvestite, back off.
(Quagmire to Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa)
"I've never had a Spanish chick before...Ole."
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Wait, hold the phone, you took me away from a Swedish girly girl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?
(Sitting on his couch with a woman having drinks; a large red-tipped missile crashes through the ceiling - he points at it) To answer your question, something like that.
Alllll Right.
Giggidy giggidy giggidy!
I personally think Quagmire is the best character on there - no wonder it is rated 15 certificate - here are some quotes:
Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.
On finding a tied up cheerleader: Dear Diary, Jackpot!
Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
Quagmire is talking to a woman from New York]
Glen Quagmire: Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side.
Woman (in deep voice): Sure.
Glen Quagmire: Whoa. Transvestite, back off. Wait a minute... pre-op or post-op?
Woman: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: Whoa. Transvestite, back off.
(Quagmire to Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa)
"I've never had a Spanish chick before...Ole."
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Wait, hold the phone, you took me away from a Swedish girly girl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?
(Sitting on his couch with a woman having drinks; a large red-tipped missile crashes through the ceiling - he points at it) To answer your question, something like that.
Alllll Right.
Giggidy giggidy giggidy!
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