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    LAME to FAME!

    Stolen from Viz, as the likes of Il Postino will pick up on - but a very funny idea all the same. Anyone on here have a rubbish, tenuous link to a celebrity? Perhaps some of you have a half decent link, but the more ridiculous the better.

    I will start the ball rolling by letting you know my ex-boss says she once sucked off Gary Wilmott after he had performed at Southampton Mayflower Theatre, and she was working in the pub next door at the time.

    #2
    My ex-boss once started dating a girl because she worked for David Bowie. The climax was when he got invited to some private party and managed to offer Bowie a cigarette (he still has the since untouched pack today).
    He later dumped the girl and told her that he'd used her. She said it happened all the time.

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      #3
      What I find far more bizarre is the fact that your ex-boss (edit -either of you) felt the need to disclose this to you. How the hell did that pop up in conversation?

      Personally, I have never performed sexual favours on a celebrity, however.

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        #4
        That is great, Nijo. Exactly the sort of thing I am after.

        The worse the better.

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          #5
          Originally posted by mid

          Personally, I have never performed sexual favours on a celebrity, however.
          lol, I so wish sigs were allowed on here.

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            #6
            My ex brother in law was one of the founding members of Spandau Ballet.

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              #7
              I used to live in the same street as Natalie Portman's agent.

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                #8
                Andy McCluskey and another member of OMD went to my school, but they'd left about 5 years before I started.
                I saw him at an auction once though.

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                  #9
                  My childhood friend claims that he is related to Elton John, but I don't really believe him.

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                    #10
                    Thought of another one too- I used to skate regularly with the brother of the bloke who plays keyboards for The Coral.

                    ****- and another. A good mate of mine tapped off with the Scottish bird out of Ladytron at a party once. For realsies.

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                      #11
                      I were mates with the singer Sam Preston from The Odinary boys at university. I heard a demo of there's in 2k2 or so and it were ****e nu metal. We talked of us making our own band. Now they had a few hits but will soon dissapear after their latest flop.

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                        #12
                        Ooh, I've got a tenuous link to Elton John too, but I'm not going to tell you about that (the link might be reading...).

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                          #13
                          I once bumped into former WWF wrestler Virgil as he was coming out of Ladbrokes in Shirley High Street

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                            #14
                            well links to celebritys does including meeting them to?

                            Ross kemps father lived in a small village not to far where i lived

                            I think the woman who played pat butcher owned a holiday caravan in a coastal village about 5 miles where i lived

                            I met liam and noel gallagher in a pub years ago around christmas time i think one of the girls that noel (or liam) was dating her mother lived there and they visited her

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                              #15
                              My wife's cousin is a friend of one of the members of crap, Japanese boy band Tokio.

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