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hudson
17-05-2008, 01:15 PM
Sometimes in work (whilst working), we like to play The Football Movie Game™. It's a pretty crap game, but it makes me chuckle.

All you have to do is replace movie titles (individual words) with a footballer's surname. The name must rhyme (well as best as you can :D)

For example:

Bellamy Hills Cop
or
Pitch Ballack

The game allows room for god awful ones that just make it in for crap quality alone such as...

Terminator 2: Riise of the Maniche.

Yes, the game isn't really a game, it's wordy poo fest, but I love it... sometimes... and in short doses. We also do this with song titles. For example...

"Eto'o, is it meee you're looking for?" (y'know that Lionel Richie classic).
or
That U2 track "I still haven't found Abonglahor". I'll get me coat.

Let's play!

http://www.otakunodenki.co.uk/temp/pitch_ballack.jpg
(covers optional - but bonus points are rife if provided)

neverevertrevor
17-05-2008, 01:19 PM
Probably 10 years to late, But what about instead of Iron Man

Iron Stam

Or instaed of The neverendingstory

The neverendinggiggsy

hudson
17-05-2008, 01:19 PM
Probably 10 years to late, But what about instead of Iron Man

Iron Stam

That's the stuff lol.

Kongster
17-05-2008, 01:25 PM
Pirates Of The Carragher.

hudson
17-05-2008, 01:38 PM
hehe.

Colefinger.

neverevertrevor
17-05-2008, 01:38 PM
Intead of Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkhaban

Harry Redknapp is the prisoner of Brixton

TUT TUT

One thinks he has taken it too far now

hudson
17-05-2008, 01:39 PM
At least make them nearly rhyme lol.

neverevertrevor
17-05-2008, 01:41 PM
I was struggling, then both ending with an N though :thumb:

hudson
17-05-2008, 01:43 PM
Don't forget your international players...

Lord of the Frings.

neverevertrevor
17-05-2008, 01:45 PM
on the james bond theme

Quantum of Solano

Sadly I could play this all day....

ezee ryder
17-05-2008, 02:06 PM
The Assassination of David James by the Coward Steve McLaren :D

hudson
17-05-2008, 02:11 PM
The Empire Strikes Ballack.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Boumsong.... ahem.

ezee ryder
17-05-2008, 02:14 PM
This is fun!

The Greatest Story Evra Told

hudson
17-05-2008, 02:20 PM
haha

Kewel Runnings

ezee ryder
17-05-2008, 02:20 PM
Striking Distance is Striking Distin

Children of Men is Children of Mendes

hudson
17-05-2008, 02:22 PM
First one was good, Second was...

This is my last one for now...

SupHamann

ezee ryder
17-05-2008, 02:29 PM
Deer Huntelaar :hmm:

Marius
17-05-2008, 02:32 PM
Seeing is this is a gaming forum, how about doing the same thing with games?

Barmby of Two

hudson
17-05-2008, 02:40 PM
Seeing is this is a gaming forum, how about doing the same thing with games?

Barmby of Two

I'm game, but would prefer a seperate thread... called... The Football Game Game?
:D

Marius
17-05-2008, 02:44 PM
Super Mario Baros. (could swing either way)

Harry Potter and the PhiloSteve Stone

hudson
17-05-2008, 02:46 PM
Class.

Marius
17-05-2008, 03:04 PM
Basic Incestinct

Zapp$ter
18-05-2008, 12:18 PM
Silence of the Lahms

fatbatch
18-05-2008, 12:50 PM
Carry On Hurst

for cricketers:

Carry On Proctor

showing my age again

Baseley09
18-05-2008, 02:02 PM
In the heat of the bright

fatbatch
18-05-2008, 03:17 PM
One Flo Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

hudson
18-05-2008, 07:16 PM
The Neville Ending Shorey (C..c..c.combo breaker!)

Kuyt Fever

Big Seany
19-05-2008, 11:35 AM
Strupar Size Me

Oh_Mutants
19-05-2008, 11:40 AM
CasinJoe Royle

Marius
19-05-2008, 11:43 AM
House of the Flying Agger

Geoff D
19-05-2008, 11:44 AM
Dyer-nother Day

Baseley09
19-05-2008, 11:46 AM
About a Bowyer

Big Seany
19-05-2008, 12:02 PM
Captain Corradi's Mandolin

Big Seany
19-05-2008, 12:23 PM
One Of Our Dhorasoo's Is Missing!

Baseley09
19-05-2008, 12:29 PM
National Lampards Summerbee Vacation

i give up.

Big Seany
19-05-2008, 12:43 PM
lol, Summerbee

Black Hawk Downes

NemesiS
19-05-2008, 01:11 PM
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Boumsong.... ahem.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poom

Marius
19-05-2008, 01:13 PM
Raiders of the lost Park

Marius
19-05-2008, 01:14 PM
Beattie (as in phone home)

Big Seany
19-05-2008, 01:22 PM
Flowers In The Attic

Stam's Labyrinth

Baseley09
19-05-2008, 01:32 PM
The Malouda Triangle

Big Seany
19-05-2008, 01:36 PM
The Shawcross Redemption

NemesiS
19-05-2008, 01:51 PM
The Evil Fred

Big Seany
19-05-2008, 01:54 PM
Gone With De Bilde

Kieran76
19-05-2008, 02:36 PM
Facey off

Baseley09
19-05-2008, 03:05 PM
Santa Cruz the Movie

Big Seany
19-05-2008, 03:16 PM
Debbie Does Gallas

ezee ryder
19-05-2008, 06:07 PM
Schmeichel Clayton

hudson
19-05-2008, 07:26 PM
Some excellent ones posted today haha. Nice one.

When Barry met Sally.

Fight Hleb.

Last Action Hierro.

Reina Man (awful lol).

Silence of the Lalms.

Shark Bale.

Cahill has Eyes.

Cassano.

Kieran76
19-05-2008, 09:27 PM
Thought if this one on the way home. Although, to be honest, nothing will top Seans Debbie does Gallas. I nealry died when I saw that.

Panucci's Labrynth

12-51-00
19-05-2008, 10:49 PM
Can't beleive I missed this thread, off the top of my head:

The Kuyt Runner

Ballack to the Future

Die Lampard

She Dunne Him Wrong

The Littlest Yobo

GoodKellers

West Side Shorey

Some Like Walcott

Raiders of Julio Arca

The Ferdinand That Rocks The Cradle

Edit: Are Managers Allowed? If so:

12 Angry Sven

To Coppell and Back

hudson
20-05-2008, 05:36 AM
Lost Moyes

Goodgallas

prinnysquad
20-05-2008, 01:38 PM
The Barton of Alcatraz

Hey - it's topical!

Big Seany
21-05-2008, 08:23 AM
The Flintstones 2 - Vivas Rock Vega

Ouch

hudson
10-06-2008, 02:22 PM
Dowie Darko

Baseley09
10-06-2008, 02:40 PM
Raiders of the lost Park

dcmk
10-06-2008, 02:51 PM
Tomb Meyde

hudson
10-06-2008, 02:51 PM
Knight Schneider

Big Seany
10-06-2008, 02:51 PM
City Slickers II - The Legend of Curle's Gold

Kubrick
10-06-2008, 02:53 PM
Colelateral

Geoff D
10-06-2008, 03:10 PM
Sahara
Lawrenson of Arabia
The Pelecan Brief
Shallow Greaves

Big Seany
11-06-2008, 11:38 AM
Van T'Schip Troopers

hudson
26-08-2008, 01:58 PM
Kaboul Guy
Star Wars Episode II : Utaka the Clones
Diop Or My Mom Will Shoot

hudson
22-04-2009, 05:13 PM
A Clockwork Aldridge

Nu-Eclipse
22-04-2009, 08:15 PM
A Rivas Runs Through It

O'Shea's Eleven

Amores Pires

Black Reina