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    competition time again

    Ok, I've been away a little bit, moving house, but now I'm back to make you all suffer again. You must once again scurry through the winding, tumbleweed strewn maze of my brain like some kind of 8-bit rat, to find the cheese of my amusement and win the.. ch.. wait, this metaphor has gone to ****.

    Prize-wise I have on offer a Japanese copy of Super Mario Advance 2 (Super Mario World/Super Mario Bros 4). It is boxed and complete, but know this; the box is slightly battered with a pen mark on top (6 or 7/10) and someone has lovingly embossed the monogram 'koya' onto the back of the cartridge (for embossed, read 'carved with a compass or some such').
    The cartridge even comes with my own 100% completed game save as far as I can remember, which is surely worth more than anything.

    What do you do to win this prize beyond prizes? This time I should like to commission a retelling of an amazing battle from videogame history in haiku form. Snake vs Liquid, Megadrive vs SNES, Garrit Sherova vs Suzie, whatever you want. So long as you make it sound epic (even if it wasn't), and naturally, bonus points will be awarded for homoerotic subtext.

    Closing date is one week from today.

    Godspeed
    Last edited by noobish hat; 08-09-2008, 22:38.

    #2
    Screw the prize, this should be done all the time anyway.

    Blurry blue hegdehog
    Robotnik banged up again
    Darn that wily hog

    Zag

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      #3
      Who is this damn koya guy who keeps ruining competition prizes? He did it to the last one too

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        #4
        Koya is evil
        He hates nintendo for sure
        Why Koya, do this ?

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          #5
          Originally posted by kernow View Post
          Who is this damn koya guy who keeps ruining competition prizes? He did it to the last one too
          this fine example of freeform haiku wins!

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            #6
            Now paperghost, stop
            I mean no harm to you friend
            Sarcasm be gone!

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              #7
              i can die happy, i was in a haiku!

              heres mine:

              ulala up down
              morolians taken hard
              waggle my joystick

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                #8
                haggar, guy, cody
                fighting to get the girl back
                but are they in love?

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                  #9
                  guile, ryu, sagat
                  tangled in sweaty man love
                  who climaxes first?

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                    #10
                    naked zangief, ripped
                    I think I'd like him in bed
                    spinning piledriver

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                      #11
                      sonic the hedgehog
                      were him and tails just friends?, no
                      I think they were more

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                        #12
                        I won the last prize
                        I sandpapered Koya's name
                        The cartridge is nice

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                          #13
                          I will get naked
                          pics for noobishhat this time
                          I heard he likes men

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                            #14
                            DISQUALIFIED!

                            and I said points for subtext, not... overtext

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                              #15
                              PFFT THE BIAS, I had no chance of winning anyway.

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