Tiger Woods in major car accident

[Ian(not Ian)]

Never try and drive a car more than 300 yards.

[kryss]

Never try and drive a car more than 300 yards.

I bet he broke a couple of irons trying.

[abigsmurf]

He swerved trying to hit a birdie

[JU!]

Rumour he was playin away. Not sure how this makes him crash his car though. Have to wait and see...

[Robster]

My xbox is fecked, every time I play tiger woods I keep driving into a tree ...

[VR46]

Sounds like par for the course for Microsoft's unreliable box of tricks. Oooof.

[abigsmurf]

Chinese CG re-enactment!

[Spatial]

Best The Sims adventure I've ever seen.

[ChrisF]

Bit of a weird twist?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8408760.stm

Lawyers for US golfer Tiger Woods have obtained a UK injunction preventing certain information purportedly about him being published.

[gunrock]

Best The Sims adventure I've ever seen.

What are you on about?!! Can you not see it's the intro to Shenmue 3?!!!

[JazzFunk]

Bit of a weird twist?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8408760.stm

That he likes a good, hard wood battering around his hole (on his own personal golf course, that is)?

[VR46]

Get yer coat.

Bet he plans on moving here when his missus leaves him for good and takes the kids with her.

Guess he doesn't realise we have the internet over here lol. Either that or he's been at it with a dozen British birds also.

[Largo]

That he likes a good, hard wood battering around his hole (on his own personal golf course, that is)?

Or editing this innocent image into something more filthy?

[QualityChimp]

Will this do?

[abigsmurf]

There's now a court order that has gone out to the press banning the publication of details about Tiger Woods private life. Of course, given the great totally non-big brother nature of our government, it's also banned them from saying what they're banned from publishing.

However it's safe to say we're not allowed to suggest that he *cencored* with *cencored* using his *cencored* so much that *cencored* *cencored* and *cencored* her *cencored* *cencored* *cencored* until his little toe hurt!