The thread of non-news

[EJG1980]

The horror.... The horror....

[charlesr]

We can probably close this thread now: http://www.3news.co.nz/John-Key-Im-n...9/Default.aspx
NZ Prime Minister John Key is adamant he's not a shapeshifting reptilian alien.

[charlesr]

A whole bunch here: http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/03/25/...ked-the-world/

[QualityChimp]

I love the story evolving in this one:

[EJG1980]

In twenty years time there will be three more headlines explaining the back-story leading to these events, but they will be nowhere near as good as the original headlines.

A couple of decent sites related to this kind of stuff: Dull News in Local Newspapers and Angry People in Local Newspapers. I admire their dedication!

[QualityChimp]

In twenty years time there will be three more headlines explaining the back-story leading to these events, but they will be nowhere near as good as the original headlines.

*clap clap clap* very good, sir!

[wakka]

I would like to see a game where you fling angry seagulls at students. Maybe on iPhone.

[kryss]

I hope we all read "CAT TERRORISES FAMILY!! FATHER CALLS 911 WHILE TRAPPED IN BATHROOM"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577997/Father-calls-911-help-enraged-cat-attacks-baby-bails-family-including-DOG-bedroom.html

[kryss]

Front page of the Calgary Herald yesterday:
Can Beavers help ease flood damage?

http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/calgary/Look+beaver+flood+prevention+scientists/9674728/story.html

[charlesr]

heheh.

[EJG1980]

Two's a crowd in wedding wardrobe faux pas. Fellow guest turned up to a society wedding in the same coat chosen by the Duchess of Cambridge.

"Two people wear same coat, end of civilisation beckons" is a much catchier headline.

That story took up the whole of the third page in the print version of The Telegraph. Gotta give the important stories the space they need to be fully fleshed out!

[EJG1980]

Haven't done one of these for a while:

[BaronSqwelch]

Cutting edge in Wales tbf

[CMcK]

Don't diss my Welsh brothers. TA will be after you too!