Little Things That Irk You VII: Seething Pains

[QualityChimp]

The current internet guess of ant man going up thanos asshole and then going to full size would be hilarious, that theory has already gained enough meme attention that the studio has stepped in and denied it lol. It would explain why dr strange gave up as the only timeline where they won was that one so he chose to give up the stone as nobody wants to see his ring piece been torn apart lol

I've heard they've drafted in a new Avenger:

->Open Spoiler<-

[importaku]

Loooooool

[fishbowlhead]

[wakka]

The wanted forum & the behaviour in one thread on there. Nobody needs to be talked to like that.

I can’t decide whether it’s unspeakably rude and uncalled for or just completely hilarious.

[importaku]

I can’t decide whether it’s unspeakably rude and uncalled for or just completely hilarious.

The guy posted a simple want, he explained the reason why he wanted it yet he gets abuse. He didn’t come across as a dick in his replies so I can’t understand why the abuse.

[JazzFunk]

Yeeeeeeah. I was just gonna post about this annoying pisshead who turns up in A&E *every* day, passes out for 3-4hrs, pisses all over my trolley, wakes up, gets obnoxious and truly horrible. Then gets escorted off by security. Practically EVERY day.

But then I read *that* thread. Haha.

One cannot comprehend what I read on there, hot diggety-damn.

[QualityChimp]

I was just gonna post about this annoying pisshead who turns up in A&E *every* day, passes out for 3-4hrs, pisses all over my trolley, wakes up, gets obnoxious and truly horrible.

I don't think you have any right to criticise people who urinate on furniture, Jazz.

[QualityChimp]

I tried to so that with a straight face and no smileys, but I'm tittering to myself like a giddy schoolboy who has just pulled off a spiffing prank.

You know I love you, Jazzy.

[JazzFunk]

Check!

MATE!!!!!!!


I believe this Partridge just found its Sidekick Simon.

A-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[fishbowlhead]

Yeeeeeeah. I was just gonna post about this annoying pisshead who turns up in A&E *every* day, passes out for 3-4hrs, pisses all over my trolley, wakes up, gets obnoxious and truly horrible. Then gets escorted off by security. Practically EVERY day.

But then I read *that* thread. Haha.

One cannot comprehend what I read on there, hot diggety-damn.

Well all your post times check out 😁

[QualityChimp]

Well all your post times check out 

Heh, it's not just me who does that then!

Yeah. Yeaaaaaah.


MrKirov is doing finely.


It's Duncan Whitley, Lee Prescott. Darren 'Daz' Smith we need to care about. Lee Johnson. Graham 'The Legend' Lannigan.

They all need kisses.


I do too.


Kiss me.

Kiss me like I'm dying of ebola.




(FARTS)

Checks time of posting - 4:13 AM.

"Ah, that makes sense. It's middle-of-the-night Jazzy posting! Nothing to worry about."

[wakka]

Yep, I do that as well - I like how Jazz drops a madness/love bomb on the forum every night in the small hours

[JazzFunk]

Aw thanks but I'm just a sad, nutty git who likes to keep that text conveyor belt moving nicely along nicely. And you can be deffo sure I'll be filling any void with my crap. Just lob it at the wall like a nappy full of cack and see what ya get.

Anyway, rambling. I got my slash vest* tonight. It looks like a grey, silvery jumper but it's basically chainmail. And it's *boiling*. Uh, got me panicky, gonna be dripping sweat in that thing even when not in motion, boil-in-the-bag, am forecasting this thing is gonna be claustrophobic and clammy to wear. Not good. Don't like being suffocated, gets me all edgy and breathless. Gonna give it a trial soon, will try and see the positives but it's making me a little unsettled thinking about it. Bah. Deep breaths pal.






*slash vest as in an item of protective clothing designed to defend against attacks with a knife or bladed object. Not as in a vest that stops me slashing everywhere. Or makes me slash everywhere. Or is designed to be slashed on, over or within.

[JazzFunk]

It's not even a vest. It's a jumper. A *sweater* (ho ho). Why are they even calling it a ****ing vest???!!!

[QualityChimp]

When you talk about slashing, the kitchen sofa starts to get nervous.