Little Things That Irk You VI: The Rage Awakens

[QualityChimp]

It's £30 ex VAT for the 350MB service, which is the business group's lowest.

I just made up a name for my "business" when I ordered it online and played along over the phone.
Alledgedly you get priority service over the residental users and there is no throttling. I also get emails and updates telling me when they are doing work and that there may be 5 minute downtime or whatever.

The only issue is that you always have to answer the phone "Hello, Evil Boris Incorporated, how may I help?"

[teddymeow]

The only issue is that you always have to answer the phone "Hello, Evil Boris Incorporated, how may I help?"

Well he obviously doesn't say "hello".

It's quite clearly "Mwahaha, Evil Boris Incorporated, how may I destroy you?"

[QualityChimp]

Ha, but in a really upbeat and chirpy tone!

[teddymeow]

Ha, but in a really upbeat and chirpy tone!

But of course. There is no need to be ride on the telephone.

[kryss]

Well he obviously doesn't say "hello".

It's quite clearly "Mwahaha, Evil Boris Incorporated, how may I destroy you?"

Mwahaha, Evil Boris Inc. How many I ruin your day?

[Cassius_Smoke]

"Ah! Mr. Zaki! Just stand here and your interviewer will be with you momentarily."

->Open Spoiler<-

That gif is unbelievably good! What film is that from? I need to watch it.

[Colin]

Wasn't paying attention today as I drove to the vets to collect my dogs ashes. Hit a kerb taking a chunk out of both the nearly new front tyre as well as the previously immaculate alloy wheel. New tyre tomorrow, new wheel ordered. Expensive day.

[kryss]

That gif is unbelievably good! What film is that from? I need to watch it.

Man of Tai Chi

[fishbowlhead]

Wasn't paying attention today as I drove to the vets to collect my dogs ashes. Hit a kerb taking a chunk out of both the nearly new front tyre as well as the previously immaculate alloy wheel. New tyre tomorrow, new wheel ordered. Expensive day.

I kerbed my new gold alloy sat night. Pulled up to park at the slowest speed and ground horribly against a jutty out bit of kerb, cue a nasty grinding sound and a a lot of paint off one alloy.

I’ll get it restored if I sell the car, otherwise I won’t be bothering.

Balls.

[Blobcat]

First episode of Season 3 of Attack on Titan.

Seriously? What utter wank.

[randombs]

EB's voicemail is that dramatic reading from way back when with the cool bgm.

[QualityChimp]

That gif is unbelievably good! What film is that from? I need to watch it.

It's Man of Tai Chi, which I really enjoyed. Some great fight sequences and a formulaic, but compelling story.
The DVD is disappointingly light on extras, but there is a version with a commentary, but it's nothing astounding, apparently. Just Reeves occasionally mumbling and Chen copying what he says!

It's streaming for a fee on all the usual places, but the DVD is £1 at CEX.

[Dogg Thang]

Man of Chai Tea.

[Brad]

Man of Chai Tea.

Starring Judi Dench and, oddly, Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music.

[_SD_]

I’m fed up with getting emails from eBay and Amazon reminding me that the item I viewed is still available. Just because I looked at something doesn’t warrant two or three follow-up marketing messages.

And the PlayStation app for t iPad is ****.