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    Eurogamer's review system is rotting summer harbour garbage. I stopped reading them when they didn't even give a Recommended award to Horizon Zero Dawn (GOTY for everyone with a brain in their head). Really? If you asked Eurogamer to recommend you some PS4 games, they would not mention HZD? These days I get a chuckle and then I get angry when I see review roundups. It's always 9.5/10, 4/5, two thumbs up, 9/10, Eurogamer: NOTHING. Pretentious cum shedders to a man.

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      Originally posted by fuse View Post
      I'm a little worried about the kind of Pavlovian reaction you're aiming for here.
      Not-so-coitus interruptus.

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        Originally posted by kryss View Post
        Thank you for the timestamp. I shall be sure to massage you around that time each evening.
        Make sure your hands are warm!

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          Originally posted by fuse View Post
          I think "perusing the hub" is subtle enough a euphemism that you could actually get away with it in polite conversation without people even twigging. You filthy animal.
          Are you going to add this to your parlance, seeing as how you're such a prolific wanker?

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            These sure are different times. At our studio last year we had drawing contests every few weeks and a guy did a great parody of "the hub" and we all found it hilarious. And out of a whole studio of people, there was only person who didn't instantly get the reference and also be quite happy about telling everyone that they instantly got the reference. The "hub" generation. Side note: the one person who didn't get it was my wife.

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              The amount of porn that the average human consumes must have increased a thousandfold in the past 15 years.

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                Originally posted by wakka View Post
                The amount of porn that the average human consumes must have increased a thousandfold in the past 15 years.
                Thank faster internet speeds for that. It was more practical to use your imagination during the dial up days.

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                  Seeing that post at the top of the page in this thread has confused me.

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                    Wakka makes an astute and important observation.

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                      Originally posted by wakka View Post
                      The amount of porn that the average human consumes must have increased a thousandfold in the past 15 years.
                      I'm sure more spit it out again.


                      ...I'll get me coat.

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                        My 360 finally RRODd
                        Shame as it’s the original halo ltd edition green and copper one.

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                          The lamentable life decisions I sometimes make and crappy occurrences that hit you like quicksand as you turn the next corner. Hrumph. I was hoping 2019 would be a stress-free year but it's shaping up to be the stressiest one yet.

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                            Originally posted by wakka View Post
                            The amount of porn that the average human consumes must have increased a thousandfold in the past 15 years.

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                              Originally posted by JazzFunk View Post
                              The lamentable life decisions I sometimes make and crappy occurrences that hit you like quicksand as you turn the next corner. Hrumph. I was hoping 2019 would be a stress-free year but it's shaping up to be the stressiest one yet.
                              So don't make them?

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                                I have tried, tbh, in fact I've done real well with it.

                                It was a kiss that caused it and thank god we both being well mature about it.

                                But. Yeah. It coulda been intense. It might still be. Or not. But I am Teh Guvnor of the situation.

                                Yeah.

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