Eurovision Finals Tel Aviv 2019 - The Watch and Score thread.

[MartyG]

Something special from Norway?

15. Norway
KEiiNO - Spirit in the Sky

Score: 7/10

A more Eurovision, Eurovision. We like songs that don't have real words.

[MartyG]

And clearly this year's winners are up next

16. United Kingdom
Michael Rice - Bigger Than Us

Score: 6/10

We chose it out of thousands because he looked like Tucker Jenkins. We didn't like the others, they were all too flat.

[MartyG]

Time to chill with

17. Iceland
Hatari - Hatrið mun sigra

Score: 9/10

BDSM, shouting and PVC with spikes. We have a winner.

[MartyG]

And now Estonia have to follow that

18. Estonia
Victor Crone - Storm

Score: 5/10

I'm sure I could see snot on his handkerchief.

[MartyG]

Time to feel like you're getting old. It's ...

19. Belarus
ZENA - Like It

Score: 6/10

I hope she has a chaperone backstage.

[MartyG]

We're into the 20th song

20. Azerbaijan
Chingiz - Truth

Score: 6/10

Clearly Chingiz never watched Logan's Run.

[MartyG]

Time for some haute cuisine

21. France
Bilal Hassani - Roi

Score: 3/10

It's good to have diversity.

[MartyG]

Pasta time.

22. Italy
Mahmood - Soldi

Score: 4/10

Songs about olive oil never really work.

[MartyG]

The crowd is thinning, getting near the end.

23. Serbia
Nevena Božovic - Kruna

Score: 5/10

Apparently she keeps a couple of lathes in her garage.

[MartyG]

I'm neutral on this one, it's ...

24. Switzerland
Luca Hänni - She Got Me

Score: 5/10

I'm still neutral on this one.

[MartyG]

The penultimate song, from the classic European Australians.

25. Australia
Kate Miller-Heidke - Zero Gravity

Score: 8/10

I was left wondering just how those poles were secured

[MartyG]

And finally, we've reached the last of the glorious songs.

26. Spain
Miki - La Venda

Score: 6/10

Everyone needs a Go Pro camera in their life.

[MartyG]

We made it to the cut - but it's not over yet! Now we've got Madonna and the scoring to look forward to.

[Gradius]

Norway, Estonia and Australia is what me and the wife are going for.

UK will be last or thereabouts for sure.

[MartyG]

Last place it is and Netherlands takes it. See you next year.