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    Eurovision Finals Tel Aviv 2019 - The Watch and Score thread.

    Eurovision Finals Libson 2018 - The Watch and Score thread.

    This is the scoring thread for the event on Saturday, for General Eurovision Chat, use **THIS THREAD** and leave this one for the live event at 8pm please, even if you're thinking "it means nothing to me".

    Eurovision 2019 is upon us and the controversial Grand Final is this very weekend 18th May 2018 at 8pm on BBC One and BBC One HD. Plenty have called for a boycott due to Israel being a bit sloppy on the human rights thing, but we'll try to ignore the politics and enjoy the delights of the music and performances Eurovision brings.

    As we do every year (see **here** for last year's thread, we will be scoring with an overall rating out of 10. Along with the rating comes an optional Comment and Norton rating. (Paste your own witty observation on the act in question and Norton's commentary ability).

    Everyone is welcome to post up their own scores and remember this is just for fun, there are no rules other than scoring the act from 0-10.

    The finalist are as follows.

    1. Malta
    Michela - Chameleon

    Score: x/10

    2. Albania
    Jonida Maliqi - Ktheju tokës

    Score: x/10

    3. Czech Republic
    Lake Malawi - Friend of a Friend

    Score: x/10

    4. Germany
    S!sters - Sister

    Score: x/10

    5. Russia
    Sergey Lazarev - Scream

    Score: x/10

    6. Denmark
    Leonora - Love Is Forever

    Score: x/10

    7. San Marino
    Serhat - Say Na Na Na

    Score: x/10

    8. North Macedonia
    Tamara Todevska - Proud

    Score: x/10

    9. Sweden
    John Lundvik - Too Late For Love

    Score: x/10

    10. Slovenia
    Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl - Sebi

    Score: x/10

    11. Cyprus
    Tamta - Replay

    Score: x/10

    12. Netherlands
    Duncan Laurence - Arcade

    Score: x/10

    13. Greece
    Katerine Duska - Better Love

    Score: x/10

    14. Israel
    Kobi Marimi - Home

    Score: x/10

    15. Norway
    KEiiNO - Spirit in the Sky

    Score: x/10

    16. United Kingdom
    Michael Rice - Bigger Than Us

    Score: x/10

    17. Iceland
    Hatari - Hatrið mun sigra

    Score: x/10

    18. Estonia
    Victor Crone - Storm

    Score: x/10

    19. Belarus
    ZENA - Like It

    Score: x/10

    20. Azerbaijan
    Chingiz - Truth

    Score: x/10

    21. France
    Bilal Hassani - Roi

    Score: x/10

    22. Italy
    Mahmood - Soldi

    Score: x/10

    23. Serbia
    Nevena Božovic - Kruna

    Score: x/10

    24. Switzerland
    Luca Hänni - She Got Me

    Score: x/10

    25. Australia
    Kate Miller-Heidke - Zero Gravity

    Score: x/10

    26. Spain
    Miki - La Venda

    Score: x/10

    #2
    And here we go - to start the night we introduce ....

    1. Malta
    Michela - Chameleon

    Score: 7/10

    Once more with feeling.
    Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 19:18.

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      #3
      Next we're off to

      2. Albania
      Jonida Maliqi - Ktheju tokës

      Score: 4/10

      Are we sure we're not dealing with Egyptian vampires? Not really the lost boys, more what we do in the shadows.
      Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 19:23.

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        #4
        Only 23 more acts to go

        3. Czech Republic
        Lake Malawi - Friend of a Friend

        Score: 3/10

        Those times when you desperately need to be able to swipe left.
        Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 19:27.

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          #5
          Always up for a laugh, it's ...

          4. Germany
          S!sters - Sister

          Score: 5/10

          Staging? What staging! Needed bigger boots.
          Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 19:30.

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            #6
            They won't let Putin down and if they do, they won't be here next year.

            5. Russia
            Sergey Lazarev - Scream

            Score: 3/10

            Oh dear - stock price of tarpaulin international has just gone through the roof. Even Star Trek warp speed and heavy rain couldn't save this one, Jason. Jaaaaaaason.
            Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 19:34.

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              #7
              Surely the country of Lurpak won't let us down.

              6. Denmark
              Leonora - Love Is Forever

              Score: 7/10

              Not sure whether big chair or tiny people.
              Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 19:40.

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                #8
                We're already over 25% there.

                7. San Marino
                Serhat - Say Na Na Na

                Score: 4/10

                Brilliant disguise Agent 47. Not sure where you hid your silverballer though.
                Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 19:44.

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                  #9
                  It's make or break time for ...

                  8. North Macedonia
                  Tamara Todevska - Proud

                  Score: 4/10

                  Was it blue or was it green? Another one of those dress colour mysteries we'll never know the answer to.
                  Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 19:48.

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                    #10
                    Assembling things at home is ...

                    9. Sweden
                    John Lundvik - Too Late For Love

                    Score: 8/10

                    That's a lot of BBW for one fella.
                    Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 19:55.

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                      #11
                      Let's hand over to

                      10. Slovenia
                      Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl - Sebi

                      Score: 4/10

                      Still making instalments on the guitar. And the lessons.
                      Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 19:59.

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                        #12
                        Hopefully Cyrus will lift the mood

                        11. Cyprus
                        Tamta - Replay

                        Score: 6/10

                        Sometimes you just have to put your underwear on the outside.
                        Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 20:03.

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                          #13
                          Next up.

                          12. Netherlands
                          Duncan Laurence - Arcade

                          Score: 5/10

                          Only the lightbulb saved it. Thanks Hue.
                          Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 20:06.

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                            #14
                            We are half way there with ...

                            13. Greece
                            Katerine Duska - Better Love

                            Score: 7/10

                            Careful, you'll have someone's eye out; not quite Game of Thrones.
                            Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 20:10.

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                              #15
                              Over to the host nation

                              14. Israel
                              Kobi Marimi - Home

                              Score: 4/10

                              You should see his other bow ties.
                              Last edited by MartyG; 18-05-2019, 20:15.

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