Would you rather...

[teddymeow]

Really random question.

You're staying at your mates house and being a total prick while you're there.

When your mate confronts you about it which do you do?

A. Poo in his toaster

Or

B. Poo in his sink

Have at you!!

[Dogg Thang]

B. Sink.

Because I’ll probably want to use the toaster but I can’t imagine why I’d ever use a sink.

[Brad]

My daughter says sink because you can throw away a toaster.

[prinnysquad]

The sink. They’d have to use their thumb to kneed it down the plug hole like playdoh.

Even better:
Log in the kettle.

Game over. A man without tea is no man.

[kryss]

C. Pee in the toaster. They wouldn't know until they got that stale urine smell when they tried to toast something. They'd probably never know it was you...

[Jaz]

Vodka bottle.

I shat in my mate's vodka bottle once and then put the cap back on and left it in the fridge.

Kids, don't drink and smoke weed at the same time.

[speedlolita]

I’m actually quite impressed with that. Very precise ****ting, well done.

[Jaz]

I’m actually quite impressed with that. Very precise ****ting, well done.

Nope...shat in hand then stuffed it in.

[JazzFunk]

Glove on...or glove off?

[Jaz]

No glove. All hand.