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    You must be poutine me on!

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      Originally posted by Blobcat View Post
      The cheese was gone in days!
      Sounds like the onset of phimosis, get it checked out sharpish.

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        Originally posted by JazzFunk View Post
        Sounds like the onset of phimosis, get it checked out sharpish.
        Good news - the German meat was cured.

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          There is hope. Set up a date, stayed round, 2nd date is go.

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            That's progress! Next: try two dates with the same one.

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              Originally posted by kryss View Post
              That's progress! Next: try two dates with the same one.

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                I haven’t checked in here in a while and I cba to backtrack...I assume that [MENTION=3332]MrKirov[/MENTION] is still literally mackin’ all the honeyz?

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                  since my psycho ex moved out I had a wee romance with a lovely girl which last two months and she ended it dead

                  haha wtf maybe I'm damaged goods, one afternoon talking about going away for Christmas then the same night, endex don't get in touch again, turns out she was in a relationship and wasn't getting any affection and I gave it too her, well she used me to get it

                  went to see muse together and got wrecked over a weekend in London, she was stunning but kinda just a trophy wife, good looking with no substance

                  anyway since then ive decided women are arseholes and now just want to smash everything I can, so its my birthday next week and have a good weekend lined up

                  Friday - Joanne, Saturday - Lynda, Sunday - Denise, Monday - Sarah and Tuesday my birthday, Milly throughout the day and Jennifer at night, hoping they overlap and its okay haha, well it is my Birthday

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                    Word that last bit right and it's a Craig David song

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                      I thought he was more going for a Scottish Lou Bega

                      (sorry to hear you've had a rough time of it, mate)

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                        I got Joanne, Lynda, Denise, and Sarah
                        And as I go along, you know they're getting sweeter
                        Milly through the day, and Jennifer at night
                        Well it's my birthday, and it'll be alright!

                        Buster Broon number five!
                        Lie with passion and be forever damned...

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                          You're asking for trouble with all those women and not having a system.

                          With my girlfriends it's:
                          Monday - Mandy
                          Tuesday - Tina
                          Wednesday - Wendy
                          Thursday - Thea
                          Friday - Freda
                          Saturday - Sarah
                          Sunday - I chill.

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                            Just remember not to marry them all

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                              hahah love it

                              aye its been pish, getting my mojo back now and loving it

                              Lindsay was a cracker but now think the more attractive a girl is the less she has to offer, like an attractive husk or shell

                              Neon, she didn't watch movies ffs, just ice skating and dating programmes
                              Last edited by buster_broon; 13-11-2019, 19:09.

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                                Originally posted by buster_broon View Post
                                Lindsay was a cracker but now think the more attractive a girl is the less she has to offer, like an attractive husk or shell

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