crap diaoluge in games.

[Saurian]

Pante more like.

OMG thats worse than cussing KEN!!1111!!1! - may the lord have mercy on your soul!

[Concept]

Dante and Ken probably like to share a bed together at night after a long hard day's work.

[chosen_one666]

I think the worst line I have ever heard in a game was:

"That was close, you were almost a Jill sandwich."

from......yep, you guessed it, Resident Evil.

[Concept]

I thought Wesker's rambling on about the T-Virus at the end of Resident Evil (Playstation version) was particularly amusing too.

He changes his mind half-way through.

One minute he is working for umbrella. The next he's not.

Those translations, eh? Tsk.

[MD]

Well it was English speech in the Japanese game. Engrish, innit...

[Streets Of Rage]

Confidential Mission

they're in the museum and the girls says something like

"the bad guys are here in the museum"

and the james bond style bloke comes out with

"yeah and they're not here for the exhibits"

its so trashy and badly spoken that its just so funny

[tssk]

The intro to Tower Assault on the CD32

I think it's the Team 17 programmers themselves, if not and they actually paid those people then they were robbed. Worst acting and dialogue in history.

Isn't it true that they dropped a whole lot of impressive rendered animations of Aliens in order to include the Full Motion Video of men and women in a red studio dressed in really bad army surplus gear?

[Chadruharazzeb]

Pante more like.

You shut up now.

I always liked the last words of the dying reporter in Res Evil 2... "Get that SCUM.... make him PAY...." in true B movie stylee.

[Concept]

I also thought Liam S Kennedy's boo-hoo routine just after Ada dies towards the end of Resident Evil 2 was most amusing too.

[Spatial]

Someone mentioned House of the Dead 2 earlier on

I'm sure that game has comedy lines in it just to lighten the tone

Some of my fav's are :-

"Don't come" - shouted by the humans when they're attacked

"Amy, Harry, the state of the city is too much ! "

"Suffer like G did?" - that flying demon thing

"Help Gary! We're in a serious state!" - as oppossed to a silly state ?

Edit to add some Resident Evil ones :-

Barry and Jill seems to get the worst lines. Apart from the ones people have mentioned there's also :-

Barry: "Jill, you're here, too?"
Jill: "Yes, you're here, too?"


"Don't worry about me, I'll just go outside and be eaten by a monster!"
- Barry

I love this one :- "Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. 4. Itchy. Tasty." - Researchers Journal

Barry: "Why don't you look for more clues, Jill?"
Jill: "Okay, I'll go look for more clues."
- Barry and Jill

"But Barry, weren't you supposed to be in the dining room, doing some research?"
- Jill

[Concept]

Yup. That demon's voice in HOTD 2 is indeed laughably sublime.