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    Remember, Lightsabers Do Nothing!!!!

    North West Leeds police are appealing for witnesses after a man in fancy dress was attacked and robbed of an expensive replica Star Wars lightsaber on New Year's Day.

    Between 1.30am and 2am the 37-year-old victim, who was dressed as Star Wars character Obi-Wan Kenobi, was walking home along Queen's Road, Hyde Park, after a New Year's Eve party.

    As he walked past the Harolds area, he was attacked from behind by four Asian youths who stole the lightsaber, which was a Master Replica FX costing more than ?100. He received a broken rib and serious bruising to his back.

    The distinctive collectors item, which is a long illuminated tube with a handle which makes sound effects, is normally only available online or from specialist shops.

    Officers are particularly keen to trace two witnesses who went to the aid of the man. They were a white man and woman, aged in their twenties, who are believed to live locally.
    Last edited by dotoko; 18-01-2010, 22:44.

    #2
    If you're stupid enough to go walking by Hyde Park at 2am, you deserve everything you get. He was lucky he didn't get raped into the bargain.

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      #3
      Who the hell takes an expensive collectors item to a New years party?

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        #4
        Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who.. uhhh....

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          #5
          Originally posted by Ouenben View Post
          Who the hell takes an expensive collectors item to a New years party?
          Either the fool of the fool who...wait, Darwock already did that joke.

          He can't be a real collector. I mean, who takes things out of boxes, nevermind out of the house??

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            #6
            It's not that collectable. We were selling them for ?35 to clear stock recently.

            Hope his insurance company don't find out.

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              #7
              A real Jedi makes his own lightsaber...what a n00b!!!1

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                #8
                Where did the quote come from?
                I'll email the morons and sort them out, mis-spelling lightsabre like that. Tut tut.

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                  #9
                  It was an American movie so it's probably been saber from the start.

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                    #10
                    Yeah Wikipedia has it as "Lightsaber" that's good enough for me

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                      #11
                      We on some whole new level of geek right here!

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                        #12
                        He didn't even sense them coming up on him?

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ian(not Ian) View Post
                          I'll email the morons and sort them out, mis-spelling lightsabre like that. Tut tut.
                          It's 'Lightsaber'. It's a made-up word and so the correct spelling is however George Lucas decided to spell it. Plus American neologisms and place names take an American spelling (Pearl Harbor) because that's their name.

                          This guy wouldn't have been robbed if he had a more clumsy and random weapon like a blaster.

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