Ok so I'll start by saying in no way do I want any tales of physical violence against other people but anything else goes!
Bloke at work threw a hissy fit today (hilarious) and it got me thinking of similar occasions of pure tantrums I have thrown in the past.
Now I'm fairly relaxed most of the time I've mellowed over the years but when I was younger I was heavily into sports etc and was ultra competitive.
I was playing snooker with a friend at my mum and dads house which was a pretty regular occurrence and I was pretty good at it.
This particular day I was playing crap and sulking about it. I turned to my mate and said god help me if I miss this next shot.
I missed.....
I snapped the cue over my knee.
But this wasn't enough.
I then took the cue to the garage where I maniacally sawed it into tiny peices.
This still wasn't enough...
I then carried the pieces of cue around the back of the house and made a nice pile.
Covered the pile in lighter fluid and burnt the ****er.
This however was still not enough..,
The pile of smouldering ash offended me so I proceeded to dig a hole and bury the ashes for all eternity.
I felt pretty great afterwards I have to say.
I'm not crazy honest lol, now be honest and share people.
Bloke at work threw a hissy fit today (hilarious) and it got me thinking of similar occasions of pure tantrums I have thrown in the past.
Now I'm fairly relaxed most of the time I've mellowed over the years but when I was younger I was heavily into sports etc and was ultra competitive.
I was playing snooker with a friend at my mum and dads house which was a pretty regular occurrence and I was pretty good at it.
This particular day I was playing crap and sulking about it. I turned to my mate and said god help me if I miss this next shot.
I missed.....
I snapped the cue over my knee.
But this wasn't enough.
I then took the cue to the garage where I maniacally sawed it into tiny peices.
This still wasn't enough...
I then carried the pieces of cue around the back of the house and made a nice pile.
Covered the pile in lighter fluid and burnt the ****er.
This however was still not enough..,
The pile of smouldering ash offended me so I proceeded to dig a hole and bury the ashes for all eternity.
I felt pretty great afterwards I have to say.
I'm not crazy honest lol, now be honest and share people.
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