The World of Football's Shop Owner Game?

[hudson]

Welcome folk of the 'Down.

The game is simple. If a person from the The World of Football was to open a shop of sorts, what would his/her funny shop be called?

Examples...

Juan's Matters (Solicitors) - Juan Mata
Kenny's Dog Leashes - Kenny Dalglish
Peppers Reina (Veg shop) - Pepe Reina
Ryan's Gigs (Optician) - Ryan Giggs
Vincent's Company (Escort) - Vincent Kompany

Let's hear them!

[Stoppy2000]

Hog On The Tyne (pork bap specialist) - Paul Gascoigne

[Herbalizer]

Brendan Rogers (Male gigolo)- Brendan Rodgers

[PaTaito]

Lionel Messy - Pornstars

[hudson]

Brendan Rogers (Male gigolo)- Brendan Rodgers

Ha, out of those who have had go, this the only one I get.

[Nu-Eclipse]

Philipp's Lahm - Butcher

[nakamura]

Keisuke Honda. Car dealer.

[hudson]

Haha, good ones.

John's Fashion Shoes - John Fashunu

[Plough Boy]

Using his well known nickname surely there has to be a clothes shop called 'One size Fitz Hall'.

[PaTaito]

Schweinsteigers - Traditional german "Pork only" butchers.

[mr_fantazmo]

Stefan's Kuntz - Traditional German Brothel

[hudson]

Alan the Shearer - Barber Shop
Dirk's Kites
Dembe's Bar

[Nu-Eclipse]

Roque's Santa Cruz - Christmas Boat Party Hire

[hudson]

Sergio's Biscuits (Busquets)