Well well well, Michael Le Vell...

[JazzFunk]

Can we issue a nonce bashing on here? Is it allowed?

Gah, sick of human turds, let them rot in hell!!!!

[speedlolita]

I said when the Jimmy Savile was uncovered that I'd bet that nearly everyone is a pedophile. I guess I was right.

[JazzFunk]

I know mate. It's f*ckin' sick.

[QualityChimp]

I said when the Jimmy Savile was uncovered that I'd bet that nearly everyone is a pedophile. I guess I was right.

Well said, speedlolita!

I don't really know who this guy is, I just popped in to congratulate the rhyming thread title.

[JazzFunk]

^Yeah, I could've made further usage of the 'ell' sound!

He's Kevin from Corrie. And I bet it's been hush-hushed for years.

[QualityChimp]

He's Kevin from Corrie.

Is he the one who has a dog called Bouncer or was he married to Angie Watts?

[speedlolita]

Well said, speedlolita!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita_fashion

[JazzFunk]

Is he the one who has a dog called Bouncer or was he married to Angie Watts?

He had a gerbil called Dirty Dennis, and was a regular at the Roving Inn.

[QualityChimp]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita_fashion

Yeah, I'm only japing, buddy.

I just always think of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita

[The Game]

Police have surrounded a garage on the corner of coronation street after reports kevin webster is under a 13 year old escort.

[nakamura]

What I love most about the world is when something extremely serious happens, the jokes are out within minutes and often they are hilarious!

[The Game]

Kinda makes sense now, that Coronation Street writers didn't want to name the garage 'Kev'll Fix It'.

also

Don't buy tyres from Kevin websters garage there bald and barely legal

[wakka]

Police have surrounded a garage on the corner of coronation street after reports kevin webster is under a 13 year old escort.

LOLLL

[VR46]

This story has been on and off for the last 18 months, comes to the headlines on the BBC etc and then seems to quietly go again, not this time around though.