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    Charlesr (from the depths of the IRC channel logs...)

    - he once made chuck norris cry.

    - he crashed his bike and blamed a mountain.

    - he refuses to eat pidgeon but enjoys a bit of squirrel.

    - Mr T is his illegitimate son.

    - when he sneezes the forum breaks.

    - AC/DC and he are still not on speaking terms.

    - does his best not to cry when he gets a puncture.

    #2
    *Like*

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      #3
      Ffs another mental thread.

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        #4
        'He always rage quits when someone doesn't answer within 3 seconds'.

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          #5
          I blame someone else for this thread. But I wont name him to protect him from retribution. So don't worry "exceedingly good simian".

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            #6
            Earlier, on IRC...

            He once sent Nigella lawson a picture of himself in a mankini 138 times in one day!

            97% of the forum dont exist. charles uses different log ins to make the place look busy

            charles once ate keith chegwin on a dare

            on Tuesdays he goes commando

            His uncle invented Blu-Tack

            he was once forced to play Split/Second for 12 hours at knifepoint

            he uses staples instead of plasters on cuts

            he has a Tron room where he puts the suit on and jumps around to neon lights

            he evicted charles dickens and became the inspiration for Scrooge

            he had a saddle making factory - saddles for dogs!

            bacon thinks he is delicious

            he thought an Oedipus complex was a military base

            he once slam dunked michael jordan and scored a homerun

            charles holds the record for most car tires inflated with flatulence in a minute

            once, while mountain biking, his excuse for totalling his bike was "the mountain appeared from nowhere"

            He used to have a crush on the singer from Placebo until he found out his name was "Brian"

            while headlining at Glastonbury, he pelted the crowd with pre-prepared bottles of urine

            mark lamarr models his hair on charles'

            gerard butler to this day cannot look him in the eye
            [QualityChimp: how come?]
            [kryss: i hear dark things happened on the set of 300...]

            Charles can't look up

            see what i'm doing with my arm? charles can do it better

            charles taught an entire village how to read, and they taught him how to love

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              #7
              lol wtf.

              Also, my Uncle didn't invite blutac. He exudes it out of his pores.

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                #8
                Everytime you play Battlefield 3 online, Charles is controller every opponents on the field. Really, it's you against lots of him.

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                  #9
                  didn't he invent tipex ? ...correct me if i am wrong

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                    #10
                    Very good sir!

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                      #11
                      eastyy, that's great. I'm stealing that

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