Bordersdown Top Women and Men 2013 - The Results

[Neon Ignition]

The votes have been counted and the results are in for this years top choices of everyones fancy pieces. Where a tie has taken place the first vote in has been the tie breaker. So, on with the women

20 - Olivia Wilde
19 - Jewel Staite
18 - Morena Baccarin
17 - Thandie Newton
16 - Monica Belluci
15 - Kate Garraway
14 - Natalie Sawyer
13 - Christina Ricci
12 - Mylene Klass
11 - Jessica Ennis
10 - Audrey Tatou
09 - Kate Middleton
08 - Brooklyn Decker
07 - Kate Beckinsale
06 - Natalie Portman
05 - Kate Upton
04 - Vicky Gomersall

and in third place a new entry with...

03 - Olivia Thirlby

In second place another new entry with...

02 - Holly Willoughby

And this years winner, another new entry...

01 - Zooey Deschanel


From last years results you have to reach all the way down to number number 15 with Kate Beckinsale to find an entry who made it onto both lists. I can't lie, for my tastes this years winner is one of the more overrated ladies around however she's a popular choice and it's surprising she didn't chart last year..

Now, onto the mens list. As usual we recieved less votes so we have a top 5 and same rules applied.

The winners are:

05 - Johnny Depp
04 - Micheal Buble
03 - Ryan Gosling
02 - Robert Downey Jr

And this years winner, proving his dominance over Bordersdown is...

01 - Sean Bean

The Bean is victorious taking his second title.

Now, the next task was to compile the votes from last year and this year to give us a short list of the creme de la creme

The All Time Top Male is... Sean Bean

The All Time Top 5 Women are...

05 - Christina Hendricks
04 - Olivia Wilde
03 - Morena Baccarin
02 - Kate Beckinsale

And the All Time Bordersdown Woman is...

01 - Natalie Portman

Thoughts on this years results?

[Colin]

I'm pretty sure Zooey was the only woman I voted for last year too, and I got the right hump when she didn't win, so happy.

[teddymeow]

No Scarlett Johansson.

Pfft!!

[nakamura]

Where is my mum?

[Colin]

I have no idea who six of the top twenty are, I think that's better than last year.

[QualityChimp]

Zooey does nothing for me. I'm watching New Girl as I type this.

"Kooky" just winds me up. It just screams "trying too hard".

Her fringe is in her eyes too.

[Dogg Thang]

She has an atrocious voice too. Still, what does the Internet know? A few years back and it would have been Gillian Anderson. Seriously, Gillian Anderson. Zooey is no worse. Except that her name has 'zoo' in it. That's pretty bad.

Bean? Gosling was robbed.

[Kit]

04 - Micheal Buble

How many 70 year old women voted in this poll.

[Decider-VT]

Olivia, I have failed thee. Can't believe that somebody voted for Kate Middleton either.

Zooey does nothing for me. I'm watching New Girl as I type this.

"Kooky" just winds me up. It just screams "trying too hard".

Her fringe is in her eyes too.

Agreed completely. The couple of hours spent enduring a She & Him concert were among the most painful I can recall- a perfect mix of self-consciously kooky vanity from She and desperate, obsequious worship from assorted indie types that looked like Crimewatch photofits of council estate paedophiles.

[buster_broon]

Where is my mum?

Right here

[Brad]

A deserving win by zooey. The Bean was an obvious winner of course.