The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Crossed fingers]

Or switch drinks-ever dunked a biscuit into a glass of orange juice?

[SwooseGoose]

Bourbon Creams - The Ultimate Dunker

[sinistamunkey]

I have jaffa cakes here, but they just melt and make my hands look like I was wiping my arse after a curry fueled poo, and the tissue split.

But they taste soooo good, a lot better than curry fueled poo.

[endo]

Or switch drinks-ever dunked a biscuit into a glass of orange juice?

Clearly you're from the new-school of biscuit dunkage. Orange juice is a bit too avant-garde for me, the most unorthodox dunking liquid I've ever tried being milk.

[Crossed fingers]

Jaffa cakes are great-but i bought some unofficial 3rd party ones from Marks and Spencer and they were pretty rank-had dark chocolate for **** sake!

[sinistamunkey]

That's exactly the method i use!! I suggest you switch to the more rigid rich tea biscuit for optimum quality dunking!

I can only assume the biscuit as you say was faulty-i'd bring it back to the shop demanding an explanation. Or it could've been a surprisingly strong cup of tea!

I have always used the Dunk'n'dip and has never failed me until today, now my confidence is shaken.

Apparently I cannot get a refund on a single biscuit, which I think is a giant conspiricy, to oppress the masses.

[sinistamunkey]

Jaffa cakes are great-but i bought some unofficial 3rd party ones from Marks and Spencer and they were pretty rank-had dark chocolate for **** sake!

I've had those, and I was very unimpressed.... the chocolate seemed to be replaced with a mild concrete, and the 'jaffa' tasted like spinich, which was wrong on so many levels

[Crossed fingers]

Clearly you're from the new-school of biscuit dunkage. Orange juice is a bit too avant-garde for me, the most unorthodox dunking liquid I've ever tried being milk.

I'd say i'd be a renaissance dunker-willing to try new things. If i were to be particularly daring i could double dunk. Dunking in two liquids simultaneously-say Coke and Ribbena-although i'm guessing an accident would follow!

[charlie5]

Toffypops are immense after dunkage, as the toffy inside melts just right but the outside is still biscuity.

[VR46]

girl at work here sucks hot chocolate throught the holes in a Spira chocolate bar ! sight to be seen

[Spatial]

girl at work here sucks hot chocolate throught the holes in a Spira chocolate bar ! sight to be seen

I bet it is - I thought Spira's were extinct ?

[endo]

girl at work here sucks hot chocolate throught the holes in a Spira chocolate bar

That almost sounds like slang for some kind of exotic sex act

How long can she go before the hot chocolate melts the Spira?

[buster_broon]

girl at work here sucks hot chocolate throught the holes in a Spira chocolate bar ! sight to be seen

My missus bites each end of a twix off and sucks here tea thru the twix until its all mushy - then chops on it

[gossi the dog]

Caramel chocolate digestives are great for dunking in tea. The caramel does a great job of holding everything together.

[icarus0]

Caramel chocolate digestives are great for dunking in tea. The caramel does a great job of holding everything together.

Amen to that.