The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[jimmbob]

BEAVERS in the UK!

[djjimbob]

Is it just me or are the BBC Breakfast TV presenters the biggest bunch of sycophantic c*nts in the world, ever?

Fookin Dermot and Natasha - VOM!

[Big Seany]

Blimey - it is bad enough that I look like a nutcase and was born on Hallloween - just looked at my profile on here and noticed my average post count:

(6.66 posts per day)

[Big Seany]

That's nothing. My wife broke my limited edition Marco Van Basten coffee mug, and hid the evidence because she was scared I would be angry and lose it. I found a dustpan underneath something out in the garage with my precious mug in many shards, and had to pretend I wasn't angry because she got all upset. I will never be able to replace that either. Had his signature on it and everything!

Also, she defrosted a chicken but put it in too shallow a dish, so all of the water and chicken juices overflowed.....onto my copy of gamesTM with my Ultimate Collection in it, so now I have to get another one, as obviously I threw that one away as it could give me salmonella or some poisoning or other.

Still love her to bits though.

ROFL! For the record she spilled her drink on my MINT PAL Shenmue II so I think I was perfectly entitled to moan for a bit - the cover's warped and stained now.
Beyatch. She dropped my PSP on the floor the other day too. AND gave my Steel Battalion deck a fair whack.
Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em.

[spagmasterswift]

Billy is the man!!!

[VR46]

should I be surprised ? probably not

http://www.eathufu.com/

(work safe)

[jimmbob]

WTF!

[JamFDUK]

Supposed to taste like pork, isn't it?

[spagmasterswift]

Mmmmmm! Man flesh!

[VR46]

http://s63.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1Q8ODIIEUOTOV0T0QWZO2Z09MB

1mb video of the new Kate Moss Vacuum Cleaner, work safe and doesn't need sound

[t-dog]

http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=120

it can sometimes be hard to keep your face straight while conducting an interview.

[VR46]

>>MASTERCARD WEDDING
>>
>>You gotta love this guy...This is a true story about a recent wedding
>>that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
>>and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
>>
>>It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
>>reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
>>crowd.
>>
>>He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
>>distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
>>thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
>>for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep
>>appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
>>from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
>>wedding party, was a manila envelope.
>>
>>He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
>>envelope.
>>
>>Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex

>>with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
>>earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
>>
>>After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for
>>couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
>>Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to
>>the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
>>
>>He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
>>people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out
>>about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
>>nothing were wrong.
>>
>>His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
>>guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
>>and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
>>members.
>>
>>This guy has balls the size of church bells.
>>
>>
>>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
>>friends:...................................$32,0 00.
>>
>>Wedding photographs commemorating the
>>occasion:....................................$3, 000.
>>
>>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
>>.$8,500.
>>
>>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride

>>humping the best man..........Priceless.
>>
>>
>>
>>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
>>MASTERCARD.

[oblivion_6]

I salute him!

[Ish]

Are you sure his scrotal sack has not just somehow become detached from his body?

[oblivion_6]

Are you sure his scrotal sack has not just somehow become detached from his body?

once the father of the bride finds him aye