Eating too much bacon is apparently bad for your lungs, of all things. And all this time I thought the bacon guzzlers of this world wheezed and spluttered because they were just eff-ay-tee.
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odd, I once new a young lad who used to eat 54 slices of bacon on a plate with a glass of OJ, in one sitting. he died of cystic fibrosisComment
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54 slices!? Can you even get that many on a plate?Kept you waiting, huh?Comment
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Must be good ole rashers........... /me drools (homer IMPson style)Originally posted by J0e Musashi View Post
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It's not going too badly, I've got another 9 weeks or so to come up with something. I've got bare bones written, and I'm gonna take a pad and pen on holiday with me next month to try and get things a bit more smooth. I think I will get more done without any distractions, because as much as I like the bloke, what with suit fittings, stag parties, collecting money, being dragged into personal arguments, giving up loads of free time, and being expected to be the sensible one! It's increasingly hard to find nice things to say about them, while they're constantly in take, take, take mode! If you know what I mean.
Thanks for the link though Funkydan I will definitely take a look once I get back home.Comment
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Man, i'll give up cigs before i give up bacon! Is anyone going to give up bacon due to this dubious research? Sodding eggheads, go find a cure for cancer so i can keep on smoking insead of messing around with sandwitchs ffs!Comment
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Worlds gone mental. Taken from todays Metro newspaper-
'Magic' mushrooms at Tesco spark drugs row'
Tesco has been accused of making a joke out of drug abuse by selling 'magic' mushrooms.
The supermarket giant has put stickers containing the words 'magic in pasta' on packs of its closed cup variety.
Shopper Jenny Amphellt complained to Tesco after spotting the sticker in the chain's Stafford branch.
She said 'i couldnt belive it when i saw it, and it worries me that Tesco is promoting or condoning drug use'
FFS! JENNY AMPHLETT, You are a MORON.Comment
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I was best-man for my brother's wedding just before Xmas, most nerve wracking 10 minutes of my life, speech went well in the end though, phew.Originally posted by jimmie2k View Post
Didn't start mine until four weeks before the big day because knew otherwise I would change it and change it and end up making it worse.
Was nice to be able to relax and enjoy the party once it was done must admit.Comment
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Doesn't your brother have any friends?
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Originally posted by DavidHolliss View Post
Yeah I'm going to try and keep the speech nice and tight, no one wants to hear someone bumbling along for 20 minutes. I will try to make it a little funny, a little sentimental, and then finish of with a little more funny. Luckily the guests are a fairly laid back crowd so as long as I don't reel off expletive after expletive I shouldn't have to worry about insulting anyone.
Except the groom naturally.Comment
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He asked one of them and he said no, so I got the nod. Was all goodOriginally posted by kernow View PostDoesn't your brother have any friends?
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Not in this lifetime.Originally posted by SuperDanX View Post
If that research is true may my lungs suddenly become inflamed and stop working somehow.Comment
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My mates not proposed yet but he's going to and I've been "warned" I'll be asked to be best man. I'm really chuffed he wants me to be and terrified at the same time.Originally posted by DavidHolliss View Post
In fact even though its ages off I had a dream the other night where I was ad-libbing it. This is the same dream in which Jessica Biel was sat on my lap giving it the old gyrations. Ahhh what a dream. I woke up in a cold clammy sweat with a big grin on my face.Comment
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