Hi I’m Brad,
I’m nearly 6ft, killed a whole family and their dogs last night then ate their dinner. I have an unhealthy relationship with music in that I’ll only listen to artists that have a beard. I’m overweight because I can’t get to the gym seeing as I don’t have a car. Choose me and maybe I’ll kill your dogs too.
You’re saying that’ll have me fighting them off with a stick?
I’m nearly 6ft, killed a whole family and their dogs last night then ate their dinner. I have an unhealthy relationship with music in that I’ll only listen to artists that have a beard. I’m overweight because I can’t get to the gym seeing as I don’t have a car. Choose me and maybe I’ll kill your dogs too.
You’re saying that’ll have me fighting them off with a stick?
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