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    Prediction: There are going to be some pest control companies that have made donations to the Conservatives that will soon be banging out ID cards.

    That don't scan and regularly have the wrong photo.

    Or just don't make them at all.

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      From next week friends and family will be permitted to meet up, mix and hug indoors. Scientists have warned about some early data that one variant is doubling in some areas but despite this Johnson will push ahead with dropping most of the remaining restrictions. Additionally Museums will reopen as will CINEMAS! Indoor eating and drinking will also resume.

      That will just leave the social distancing rules left which will be pointless come Monday.

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        Originally posted by Neon Ignition View Post
        https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...nd-from-17-may
        From next week friends and family will be permitted to meet up, mix and hug indoors. Scientists have warned about some early data that one variant is doubling in some areas but despite this Johnson will push ahead with dropping most of the remaining restrictions. Additionally Museums will reopen as will CINEMAS! Indoor eating and drinking will also resume.

        That will just leave the social distancing rules left which will be pointless come Monday.
        Pandemic over!

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          More BS from the thieves guild.

          The MPs' standards watchdog is looking into whether costs of the trip have been correctly declared.

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            Johnson says that the public inquiry into the handling of the pandemic will begin within this parliament. It's already predictable that it'll start so late and run so long that the results will come out after the next General Election.


            As social distancing restrictions all but end on Monday the Indian variant is continuing to spread throughout the North West driving cases slowly back up locally

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              Originally posted by Neon Ignition View Post
              https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...his-parliament
              Johnson says that the public inquiry into the handling of the pandemic will begin within this parliament. It's already predictable that it'll start so late and run so long that the results will come out after the next General Election.
              Could have done better but the situation was unprecedented. Lessons to be learned. 'Systemic failures' therefore no individual culpability. There's your report.

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                Originally posted by Golgo View Post
                Could have done better but the situation was unprecedented. Lessons to be learned. 'Systemic failures' therefore no individual culpability. There's your report.
                You naïve fool!

                "Despite the unprecedented situation, this Government report finds not only did the Government not make any mistakes, they're a shining example to other countries how to handle a pandemic."

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                  2043 - The Second Pandemic
                  Prime Minister - "Tell me Parliamentary System, what is the current situation out there?"
                  System - "They're dead. Everybody is dead. Dead. Dead everybody is"

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                    "In a challenging and extraordinary situation, a skilled taskforce of experienced cabinet members led by the Chief Adviser (Dominic Cummings) made a strategic decision that the situation would be best handled by key industry partners.

                    It is acknowledged that it may appear unusual to issue contracts to businesses with little/no experience in sourcing PPE or the wider healthcare industry, but this in fact showcases the innovation and adaptability of world-beating British businesses having free reign to operate flexibly without the layers of bureaucracy seen in the European Union."

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                      The independent investigation into the British Government’s handling of the Coronavirus pandemic has revealed institutional Coronavirus never existed.

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                        Leaked info on the report into the gov handling!!! this part was very interesting.

                        It was believed at the time that the coronavirus could live in wallpaper and soft furnishings, therefore it was in the public's best interest for the Honorable Mr Johnson to bling out his flat. This info was not passed onto the public as we didn't want to create panic buying before the rt Hon Mr Mogg bought up large amounts of shares in B&Q or the right hon Mr Hancock had informed his neighbors

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                          News Reporter: "Following news that the inquiry into Governments handling of the Coronavirus pandemic has identified key concerns with the way No.10 prioritised key decision making during each lockdown, specifically the timings of them, it has concluded that in any future pandemic scenario the Government was refocus its efforts on first and foremost protecting identified key concerns which it cites specifically as being restricted to health and emergency services only.

                          Shares for Pret a Manger fell 87% on the breaking of the news"

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                            Genocidal Bosnian-Serb maniac Radovan Karadzic coming to a UK jail. Just one more reason to be proud to be British, Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab actually said.

                            The 75-year-old was convicted in 2016 of genocide during the conflict in the former Yugoslavia.


                            In your face, Europe! All your war criminals are belong to us!

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                              A Minister has warned that the rising number of Indian variant cases may mean the 21 June restrictions lifting being delayed, something that might matter if all the meaningful ones including hugging weren't shot to hell come Monday anyway.


                              And Musk continues his blatant efforts to manipulate the Bitcoin market

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                                Originally posted by Neon Ignition View Post
                                https://www.theguardian.com/technolo...-tesla-bitcoin
                                And Musk continues his blatant efforts to manipulate the Bitcoin market
                                A real indicator of how fragile the whole cryptocurrency thing is. It's largely nonsense of assigning value to basically nothing (before people jump in - yes, normal currency shares the same issues) but the whim of a single person can alter the trajectory of the value.

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