The manplan thread (refer to post one for guidance)

[importaku]

Beard maintenance, now it's reached the status that even Zeus himself would be envious of Thats as manly as my day went.

[^Katsu]

I breathe & bleed Vodka.
I am Ninja.
Survived a RTA involving me & a transit van and won!
I have conquered all hair colours and many regions
Tattooed - Check.
Pierced - Check (But realised it was a bit feminine so removed it).
I do everything for my little girl & I am a great DAD

Dismantled towny chav crews picking on lone people

Part of the VGI massive!

[Colin]

I breathe & bleed Vodka.
I am Ninja.
Survived a RTA involving me & a transit van and won!
I have conquered all hair colours and many regions
Tattooed - Check.
Pierced - Check (But realised it was a bit feminine so removed it).
I do everything for my little girl & I am a great DAD

Dismantled towny chav crews picking on lone people

Part of the VGI massive!

Man plan. Keep it up people. (importaku, any discussion of conditioning could see you slip to trainee. Fine line my man, fine line)

[randombs]

I carry prams and suitcases up and down stairs for ladies, the heavier the better.

I'll leave the meaning of that last bit open-ended.

[kryss]

I walk to work in -30 and have to take my hat off 'cos I'm too hot (wearing a sweater and thin leather jacket).

[Colin]

I carry prams and suitcases up and down stairs for ladies, the heavier the better.

I'll leave the meaning of that last bit open-ended.

Before I decide your status, honestly, are you more likely to help a fitty with a suitcase or a woman you feel a little sick in the back of your throat looking at?

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

I once jumped off the back of a moving lorry and did a mega roll to safety in true action hero style.

It all came about when drunk one night and decided to form 'Truck club'. The idea being that when you have spent all your money on a night out, you jump on the back of a passing lorry until it stops at a point near your home. Unfortunately this one managed to hit every light on green and not stop at a roundabout so I had to bail before it hit the A46.

[importaku]

Man plan. Keep it up people. (importaku, any discussion of conditioning could see you slip to trainee. Fine line my man, fine line)

Conditioner, whats that???

[Colin]

I once jumped off the back of a moving lorry and did a mega roll to safety in true action hero style.

It all came about when drunk one night and decided to form 'Truck club'. The idea being that when you have spent all your money on a night out, you jump on the back of a passing lorry until it stops at a point near your home. Unfortunately this one managed to hit every light on green and not stop at a roundabout so I had to bail before it hit the A46.

That's man plan. Read and learn people.

[importaku]

Does chopping up body parts count?? Had to chop up a toe at work on weds that looked like it's previous owner had been a zombie. When you work in a lab every day is like been in your own personal biohazard game

[speedlolita]

Conditioner, whats that???

I'd like to know what it's used for. All it does is make my hair feel weird.

[Colin]

I'll add a man plan post just to keep it going. In America I've convinced women that I'm

A) Sean Connery's son

B) a dolphin trainer at Edinburgh zoo

C) on a US tour to find a cool US presenter for MTV Scotland

You all know why. I'm not ashamed of what happened as a result.

[prinnysquad]

Sounds like FammyBollocks.

My average night when I get in from work:

- Take off trousers and throw on the kitchen table. Boxers only all night.
- Get the missus to make tea.
- Eat crisps and snacks while it's being made.
- Grab a burbur.
- Play games all evening. Or check out and trade martial arts films on internets.
- Lay down many quacks and bletches. Usually down the 360 headset.

No bull**** there, just a normal night.

[Colin]

Does chopping up body parts count?? Had to chop up a toe at work on weds that looked like it's previous owner had been a zombie. When you work in a lab every day is like been in your own personal biohazard game

Consider your tentative status removed. That's man plan.

[Colin]

Sounds like FammyBollocks.

My average night when I get in from work:

- Take off trousers and throw on the kitchen table. Boxers only all night.
- Get the missus to make tea.
- Eat crisps and snacks while it's being made.
- Grab a burbur.
- Play games all evening. Or check out and trade martial arts films on internets.
- Lay down many quacks and bletches.

No bull**** there, just a normal night.

If that was aimed at me Prin, sorry to disappoint, but all true. You are however man plan, welcome.