Beard maintenance, now it's reached the status that even Zeus himself would be envious of Thats as manly as my day went.
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I breathe & bleed Vodka.
I am Ninja.
Survived a RTA involving me & a transit van and won!
I have conquered all hair colours and many regions
Tattooed - Check.
Pierced - Check (But realised it was a bit feminine so removed it).
I do everything for my little girl & I am a great DAD
Dismantled towny chav crews picking on lone people
Part of the VGI massive!
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Originally posted by Katsujinken View PostI breathe & bleed Vodka.
I am Ninja.
Survived a RTA involving me & a transit van and won!
I have conquered all hair colours and many regions
Tattooed - Check.
Pierced - Check (But realised it was a bit feminine so removed it).
I do everything for my little girl & I am a great DAD
Dismantled towny chav crews picking on lone people
Part of the VGI massive!
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Originally posted by billy_dimashq View PostI carry prams and suitcases up and down stairs for ladies, the heavier the better.
I'll leave the meaning of that last bit open-ended.
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I once jumped off the back of a moving lorry and did a mega roll to safety in true action hero style.
It all came about when drunk one night and decided to form 'Truck club'. The idea being that when you have spent all your money on a night out, you jump on the back of a passing lorry until it stops at a point near your home. Unfortunately this one managed to hit every light on green and not stop at a roundabout so I had to bail before it hit the A46.
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Originally posted by FamiDude View PostI once jumped off the back of a moving lorry and did a mega roll to safety in true action hero style.
It all came about when drunk one night and decided to form 'Truck club'. The idea being that when you have spent all your money on a night out, you jump on the back of a passing lorry until it stops at a point near your home. Unfortunately this one managed to hit every light on green and not stop at a roundabout so I had to bail before it hit the A46.
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Sounds like FammyBollocks.
My average night when I get in from work:
- Take off trousers and throw on the kitchen table. Boxers only all night.
- Get the missus to make tea.
- Eat crisps and snacks while it's being made.
- Grab a burbur.
- Play games all evening. Or check out and trade martial arts films on internets.
- Lay down many quacks and bletches. Usually down the 360 headset.
No bull**** there, just a normal night.Last edited by prinnysquad; 07-05-2011, 23:21.
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Originally posted by importaku View PostDoes chopping up body parts count?? Had to chop up a toe at work on weds that looked like it's previous owner had been a zombie. When you work in a lab every day is like been in your own personal biohazard game
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Originally posted by prinnysquad View PostSounds like FammyBollocks.
My average night when I get in from work:
- Take off trousers and throw on the kitchen table. Boxers only all night.
- Get the missus to make tea.
- Eat crisps and snacks while it's being made.
- Grab a burbur.
- Play games all evening. Or check out and trade martial arts films on internets.
- Lay down many quacks and bletches.
No bull**** there, just a normal night.
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