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Getting pissed waiting to watch two men beat several tons of **** out of each other, man style.
Also realising that Licensed to Ill (my 1st original tape album) is the greatest record in decades.
Great thread, raises glass to you...pretend that you don't see my nail varnish (blue with that fancy black stuff that breaks)
Hand tattoos tho...swallows like a good old sailor.....that might not be manly either.
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Originally posted by prinnysquad View PostSounds like FammyBollocks.
My average night when I get in from work:
- Take off trousers and throw on the kitchen table. Boxers only all night.
- Get the missus to make tea.
- Eat crisps and snacks while it's being made.
- Grab a burbur.
- Play games all evening. Or check out and trade martial arts films on internets.
- Lay down many quacks and bletches. Usually down the 360 headset.
No bull**** there, just a normal night.
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No, I'm on about fammydodd's Hollywood cop thriller bollox.
Talking of random stuff. A bloke I know used to do odd job press work for the Elite League ice hockey in this country. He went on holiday to see the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs play. He managed to use the press pass to blag his way into the game's press conference, saying he worked for a paper called the 'Darlington Courant', which was utter toss. He proceeded to ask some random European NHLer what he thought of British ice hockey, who just looked blankly at him, and he received a (presumably) unwanted glimpse of star netminder Curtis Joseph's cock in the bogs.
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Originally posted by ShadowDancer View PostGetting pissed waiting to watch two men beat several tons of **** out of each other, man style.
Also realising that Licensed to Ill (my 1st original tape album) is the greatest record in decades.
Great thread, raises glass to you...pretend that you don't see my nail varnish (blue with that fancy black stuff that breaks)
Hand tattoos tho...swallows like a good old sailor.....that might not be manly either.
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Yes, the man plan faithful need to be convinced on all matters. Good call if not satisfied Prin.
Fellow man planners are also free to judge me, should I dare post something against the code. I've just cracked open a bottle of single malt though, so I'm feeling safe.Last edited by Colin; 07-05-2011, 23:40.
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Originally posted by ikobo View PostBefore I decide your status, honestly, are you more likely to help a fitty with a suitcase or a woman you feel a little sick in the back of your throat looking at?
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Originally posted by billy_dimashq View PostNeither - it depends on how big the item is. If she's a fitty but looks like she can carry her stuff without difficulty then I don't, cos it's 2011 and I'm in a rush.
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Originally posted by prinnysquad View PostYou'll need to provide more detail than that to be credible on this matter.
Cue a mad scramble to go buy PES2, get home, pack and make my way to Leicester station. Made it in time and spent the next 72 hours drinking, womanising and playing the full scale MX5 Ridge Racer cab in those rare sober moments. It also opened my eyes to just how filthy those geordie lasses are!
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Originally posted by nakamura View PostTricky one that. Yes you need to show interest by helping but show too much and she will think you are a sweet and great friend material.
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