Ok, so in light of the current trend of self pitying, whiney non manly threads on the forum, I welcome you to the man plan thread. Within this thread we will discuss ONLY manly things that manly men do. This is not a thread for men downtrodden by women who need to discuss their feelings and seek comfort. Nor is it a thread for someone who doesn't understand the simple principal that if you can't fix it by hitting it with a hammer, well, you probably need a bigger hammer. Oh, and making up fantastically mental stories of manliness, for example "I just wrestled a bear", are definitely funny arsed man plan.
Acceptable man plan subject examples could be:
Have you just eaten food so spicy that your face nearly exploded and the next day you will suffer from, let's not flower it up, ring sting? That's man plan.
Did you just watch a bad ass action movie that we should all know about? That's man plan.
Have you just stripped down the engine of your car/motorbike/jet fighter on the kitchen table (ok, maybe not the jet engine) just because you wanted to? That's man plan.
Did you just construct something with your own hands, preferably without instruction? That's man plan.
Subjects that are NOT man plan:
Waaaah, waaaaah, waaaaaah! My girlfriend dumped me. Not man plan.
I need to hit a nail, what tool do I need? Not man plan.
I need a new man bag, any recommendations? Not man plan.
My skin is a bit dry, can you tell me which moisturiser I should use? Not man plan.
Man plan does NOT encourage the mistreating of people in relationships, it only promotes the outlook of not taking unnecassary crap for the sake of staying in a relationship. Not happy with you're who you're with? End it and get out, don't just spend months whinging about it.
Please be clear that man plan also does NOT condone random acts of violence or serious crime. This thread is only about trying to get men to be a little less whiney and girly, not encouraging anything untoward. The thread has been created and is only intended to be a bit of light hearted fun, so please be sensible when posting within.
I think you get the idea.
The purpose of the man plan thread is twofold. One: for discussion of blokey things. Two: to help non blokey blokes become more, well, blokey. Need to know how to build a brick wall? How to wire a house? Well ask in the man plan thread.
Post two of this thread will be reserved for categorisation of the posters posting within. There will be three categories.
Man plan faithful.
Man plan trainee.
Man plan no hoper.
Decision of which category you are placed will lie completely with myself and the other man plan faithful. Let it be known that women are more than capable of following the man plan. Despite the title, it is not gender specific, it is only wetness non accepting. (obsessing over dirty dancing is NOT man plan)
*IMPORTANT* - it is the duty of any member of the man plan faithful to point out if there is a demotion required for someone else graded at faithful status due to a non man plan post in another thread. Let's keep it real people!
Post away, and remember: man plan.
Acceptable man plan subject examples could be:
Have you just eaten food so spicy that your face nearly exploded and the next day you will suffer from, let's not flower it up, ring sting? That's man plan.
Did you just watch a bad ass action movie that we should all know about? That's man plan.
Have you just stripped down the engine of your car/motorbike/jet fighter on the kitchen table (ok, maybe not the jet engine) just because you wanted to? That's man plan.
Did you just construct something with your own hands, preferably without instruction? That's man plan.
Subjects that are NOT man plan:
Waaaah, waaaaah, waaaaaah! My girlfriend dumped me. Not man plan.
I need to hit a nail, what tool do I need? Not man plan.
I need a new man bag, any recommendations? Not man plan.
My skin is a bit dry, can you tell me which moisturiser I should use? Not man plan.
Man plan does NOT encourage the mistreating of people in relationships, it only promotes the outlook of not taking unnecassary crap for the sake of staying in a relationship. Not happy with you're who you're with? End it and get out, don't just spend months whinging about it.
Please be clear that man plan also does NOT condone random acts of violence or serious crime. This thread is only about trying to get men to be a little less whiney and girly, not encouraging anything untoward. The thread has been created and is only intended to be a bit of light hearted fun, so please be sensible when posting within.
I think you get the idea.
The purpose of the man plan thread is twofold. One: for discussion of blokey things. Two: to help non blokey blokes become more, well, blokey. Need to know how to build a brick wall? How to wire a house? Well ask in the man plan thread.
Post two of this thread will be reserved for categorisation of the posters posting within. There will be three categories.
Man plan faithful.
Man plan trainee.
Man plan no hoper.
Decision of which category you are placed will lie completely with myself and the other man plan faithful. Let it be known that women are more than capable of following the man plan. Despite the title, it is not gender specific, it is only wetness non accepting. (obsessing over dirty dancing is NOT man plan)
*IMPORTANT* - it is the duty of any member of the man plan faithful to point out if there is a demotion required for someone else graded at faithful status due to a non man plan post in another thread. Let's keep it real people!
Post away, and remember: man plan.
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