Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

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Harrison Ford Talks "Crystal Skull" Criticism - Dark Horizons
Harrison Ford dismisses some of the criticism against Crystal Skull and says that Dial of Destiny won't contain a chain of age related puns

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[Cassius_Smoke]

Falling from the plane is the new Nuke the fridge.
Its going to be a different watch this film.

[QualityChimp]

I reckon a lot of people will be straining to spot the stunt doubles...

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It'll be called unrealistic despite him having already fallen from a plane in a prior film in a sequence more likely to kill him than the fridge incident. Presumably he'll use a crocodile to sky surf in on to a Nazi's head like a real hero would

[QualityChimp]

Presumably he'll use a crocodile to sky surf in on to a Nazi's head like a real hero would

What a guy!

[Cassius_Smoke]

I'm firmly putting my hat on the 'It's going to be terrible' stand. Almost, but not quite, Crystal Skull bad.

[Yakumo]

What a guy!

Lol, beat me to it.

[Lebowski]

I'm firmly putting my hat on the 'It's going to be terrible' stand. Almost, but not quite, Crystal Skull bad.

nothing could be as bad as the last indy film, its like one of those Ai chat bots wrote it after being fed the script of the previous three films but accidentally also got fed the ending of encounters of the third kind.

[The Final Act the crystal macguffin]

Killer ants get the Nazis, goodbye generic enemy's indie is safe now.

Indie drives off a waterfall in a car boat though, ARGHHH he survives.

surprise they have found a massive hidden temple!!!

but oh no their is a new generic enemy in the walls!!!

it's genric tribal style black people!!!

We couldn't see the danger because they are black people with their eyes closed!!!!

But wait it was aliens and we brought them back their plastic skull and now their flying home!!!!

The end.

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Another trailer we just rewatched and I'm going to place my bets on... it will be a genuinely good entry, possibly even very good. A cozy third best and distantly better than Doom or Skull.

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Fifth "Indiana Jones" Scores A PG-13 Rating - Dark Horizons
In line with the other entries

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New trailer out fir this. (Someone better at embedding links can add it)

I think it's a better trailer definitely, but I don't feel confident in the film. I'll hold judgement for now.
Harrison still looks cool though, hope I age as well as him.

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Looks better than Kingdom, likely better than Doom, which would put it leagues ahead of every film of its type bar Raiders and Crusade. I'll take that

When this film has gone there'll likely never be another similar type of film of remotely the same quality again based on the last 40 years of bad imitations so I'm all in.

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Looks better than Kingdom, likely better than Doom, which would put it leagues ahead of every film of its type bar Raiders and Crusade. I'll take that

When this film has gone there'll likely never be another similar type of film of remotely the same quality again based on the last 40 years of bad imitations so I'm all in.

This trailer just hit the right notes for me. It could still turn out to be a bad film but I'm not getting crystal skull vibes from it and that's enough for me to have hope.

As you say Neon, it could come in near the top of the leaderboard and I never thought I would see that in my lifetime.