The Relationship Thread II: Lost in that Last Goodbye

[Zaki]

Really don't find Amy S funny. Prove me wrong etc.

+10

She's crap.

[charlesr]

Prove you wrong about your claim that you don’t find her funny? Are you lying, Charles, and want to get caught out in the lie?

See. You are instantly funnier than Amy S. And you weren't even trying.

[prinnysquad]

Less typing, more fingerblasting.

Stop wasting time. Give us a full report on Sunday afternoon. In the meantime, bore a narrow tunnel into a melon and get practising.

[kryss]

Really don't find Amy S funny. Prove me wrong etc.

If I prove that not Amy S is funny to you, that also proves the same result via a contrapositive.

[JazzFunk]

Tongueblast after fingerblast.

Separates a man from a boy.

[prinnysquad]

Yep. In the big bushes. Of geraniums.

After several laps, you won’t come first, but you’ll have won.

[JazzFunk]

Laps, lol.

[teddymeow]

7th anniversary today.

Celebrating by getting sprog two christened.

I'm just a glutton for punishment!

[Dogg Thang]

Punishment by the church?

[kryss]

Punishment by the church?

Attempted drowning.

[charlesr]

Arranged a date with a GB hockey player for Saturday night. Then somehow ended up having drinks with someone else last night after just a couple of messages, ending up snogging outside the pub and running for my last train back so I can make it to work on time today. Added another to the queue for next Thursday who is tempting but will have to let down I think if either of the first two want more. And then another hotness matched with me on the train home. Way out of my depth here. What's the etiquette? Meet as many as I can get away with and then tell the others I've met someone else? Ghosting seems harsh.

[prinnysquad]

Fingerblast every broad you can. Call it The Trial of Internal Champions. Send them all a photo of a big flip chart you use to record the winners and losers.

Any who pass are promoted to round two: toeblasting.

Decide the winner by noseblasting.

[teddymeow]

Arranged a date with a GB hockey player for Saturday night. Then somehow ended up having drinks with someone else last night after just a couple of messages, ending up snogging outside the pub and running for my last train back so I can make it to work on time today. Added another to the queue for next Thursday who is tempting but will have to let down I think if either of the first two want more. And then another hotness matched with me on the train home. Way out of my depth here. What's the etiquette? Meet as many as I can get away with and then tell the others I've met someone else? Ghosting seems harsh.

Paging Love-Doctor Kirov for a consultation.

[JazzFunk]

I'd say start bathing that glans in malt vinegar. Sarson's.

You're gonna need a conker-level knob.

[randombs]

Fingerblast every broad you can. Call it The Trial of Internal Champions. Send them all a photo of a big flip chart you use to record the winners and losers.

Any who pass are promoted to round two: toeblasting.

Decide the winner by noseblasting.

If it’s a tie, we’ll need a Bad Influence DataBlast.