Eurovision Finals Vienna 2015 - The Watch and Score thread.

[MartyG]

Eurovision Finals Viena 2015 - The Watch and Score thread.

This is the scoring thread for the event on Saturday, for General Eurovision Chat, use **THIS THREAD** and leave this one for the live event please, even if you're thinking "it means nothing to me"

No, I hadn't forgotten! Eurovision 2015 is upon us and the Grand Final is this very weekend 23rd May 2015.

As we do every year (see **here** for last year), we will be scoring on the following criteria:

Song: (how good the song was on a 0-10 basis)
Routine: (how good the dance routine was on a 0-10 basis)
The Look: (how you rating the artist or group itself on presentation and looks on a 0-10 basis)
Optional Comment and Norton: (Paste your own witty observation on the act in question)

Everyone is welcome to post up their own scores and remember this is just for fun, there are no rules other than scoring from 0-10 in the above categories.

The finalist are as follows.



01 Slovenia - Maraaya - Here For You
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10



02 France - Lisa Angell - N'oubliez Pas
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


03 Israel - Nadav Guedj - Golden Boy
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


04 Estonia - Elina Born & Stig R?sta - Goodbye To Yesterday
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


05 United Kingdom - Electro Velvet - Still In Love With You
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


06 Armenia - Genealogy - Face The Shadow
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


07 Lithuania - Monika Linkyte and Vaidas Baumila - This Time
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


08 Serbia - Bojana Stamenov - Beauty Never Lies
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


09 Norway - M?rland & Debrah Scarlett - A Monster Like Me
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


10 Sweden - M?ns Zelmerl?w - Heroes
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


11 Cyprus - John Karayiannis - One Thing I Should Have Done
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


12 Australia - Guy Sebastian - Tonight Again
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


13 Belgium - Lo?c Nottet - Rhythm Inside
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


14 Austria - The Makemakes - I Am Yours
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


15 Greece - Maria Elena Kyriakou - One Last Breath
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


16 Montenegro - Knez - Adio
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


17 Germany - Ann Sophie - Black Smoke
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


18 Poland - Monika Kuszynska - In The Name Of Love
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


19 Latvia - Aminata - Love Injected
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


20 Romania - Voltaj - De La Capat/ All Over Again
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


21 Spain - Edurne - Amanecer
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


22 Hungary - Boggie - Wars For Nothing
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


23 Georgia - Nina Sublatti - Warrior
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


24 Azerbaijan - Elnur Huseynov - Hour Of The Wolf
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


25 Russia - Polina Gagarina - A Million Voices
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


26 Albania - Elhaida Dani - I'm Alive
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10


27 Italy - Il Volo - Grande Amore
Song: /10
Routine: /10
The Look: /10

[MartyG]

We are go for the 60th Eurovision Song Contest 2015 in Vienna. Some prelims before the first act is on, so get those scoring heads ready to play

[prinnysquad]

Just for Dogg's benefit, I've got the wadometer charged up and ready to cast judgement.

[prinnysquad]

Blonde mic presenter is a wad.

Disappointing to see people miming in the opening.

[MartyG]

01 Slovenia - Maraaya - Here For You
Song: 7/10
Routine: 5/10
The Look: 4/10

We now know one thing - it's windy in Vienna this evening.

[Anpanman]

01 Slovenia - Maraaya - Here For You
Song: 3/10
Routine: 3/10
The Look: 5/10

Seen enough of the first one already.
As Yazz said, the only way is up.

[MartyG]

02 France - Lisa Angell - N'oubliez Pas
Song: 2/10
Routine: 2/10
The Look: 2/10

So they're making jewelry out of lumps of coal on the front lines of war torn France now.

[prinnysquad]

Slovenia
Song - 5 - sounds like a croaky voiced version of a Lightning Seeds song (maybe Ready or Not).
Routine - 3 - what the hell is that wifey doing? A more artistic version of Bez arsing around.
Look - 2.
Wad? - Yep.

[prinnysquad]

France
Song - 3 - ballad.
Routine - 2 - boring.
Look - 3 - I like the rainy backdrop.
WAD? - Jesus, no.

[Anpanman]

02 France - Lisa Angell - N'oubliez Pas
Song: 2/10
Routine: 1/10
The Look: 8/10

Great staging, decent voice but the song is so dreary.

Yes, Norton was right the drummers are out of place.

[MartyG]

03 Israel - Nadav Guedj - Golden Boy
Song: 5/10
Routine: 5/10
The Look: 8/10 for the shoes.

Stop. Those shoes don't go with those pants.

[prinnysquad]

Israel
Song - 3 - toss. Voice is weak.
Routine - 2 - cock-end.
Look - 2 - drivel
WAD? - Fammy would.

[MartyG]

04 Estonia - Elina Born & Stig R?sta - Goodbye To Yesterday
Song: 6/10
Routine: 3/10
The Look: 5/10

Feels like Buddy Holly. Was he really playing it without an amp? Enquiring minds want to know.

[Anpanman]

03 Israel - Nadav Guedj - Golden Boy
Song: 6/10
Routine: 6/10
The Look: 5/10

Best song so far for me but not feeling it like Norton did.

[prinnysquad]

Estonia

Song - 5
Routine - 3
Look - 4 - noir-ish.
WAD? - Yep but eye make up is rank.