Little Things That Irk You VII: Seething Pains

[wakka]

NB: do not search online for guides on how to befriend young boys.

[fishbowlhead]

1) Take that 20 quid and buy a book on how to befriend young boys, or have a search online for guides

2) Make friends with him and ask to borrow the Bentley

3) Profit

Literally the worst advice ever 🤔

[randombs]

Literally the worst advice ever ��

So crazy it just might work!

[QualityChimp]

NB: do not search online for guides on how to befriend young boys.

Likewise, don't search for books on "grooming tips".

Human Resources dragged me in for ages before they realised I was buying a present for my horse-owning friend.

[Zaki]

How to horse whisper while befriending young boys to be your groom.

The number 1 best seller on Amazon!

[eastyy]

https://www.list.co.uk/article/109441-carry-on-film-series-set-to-return-after-27-years/

A more Politically correct carry on movie ???

[Zaki]

https://www.list.co.uk/article/10944...fter-27-years/

A more Politically correct carry on movie ???

Carry On: Nothing to see here

[Escape-To-88]

Carry On: Nothing to see here

Stop being twat Zaki.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Atticus]

One of my boys got a new Scuf controller delivered today and DPD left it on the front doorstep!!!

[randombs]

They must've mistaken it for a scuffed controller.

[Dogg Thang]

I didn't know what a Scuf controller was until just now and WOW WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE ARE THEY MAGIC OR SOMETHING?!! Sorry, I'm just trying to figure out NO SERIOUSLY HOW COULD A CONTROLLER POSSIBLY COST SO MUCH. Sorry again, my fingers just keeGAH WHAT POSSIBLE REASON COULD THERE BE TO SPEND THAT MUCH ON A CONTROLLER?!!! I'm done now. Really.

[randombs]

Huh? They seem to cost around the same as those Xbox Elite controllers.

[Dogg Thang]

Huh? They seem to cost around the same as those Xbox Elite controllers.

I didn't know what an Xbox Elite controller was until just now and WOW WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE ARE THEY MAGIC OR SOMETHING?!! Sorry, I'm just trying to figure out NO SERIOUSLY HOW COULD A CONTROLLER POSSIBLY COST SO MUCH. Sorry again, my fingers just keeGAH WHAT POSSIBLE REASON COULD THERE BE TO SPEND THAT MUCH ON A CONTROLLER?!!! I'm done now. Really.

[randombs]

Huh? They seem to cost around the same as those Hayabusa-whatever arcade sticks.

[Atticus]

Re Scuf Controllers: I don't own one personally (std DS4 is enough for me) but I can see where the money is looking at the one that just arrived. They're super customisable and do feel nice in the hands with the grippy stuff on the underside ... long trigger caps feel good ... concave thumbsticks are nice and chunky ... paddles on the back are super easy to find/use. It's a DS4 with many quality trimmings and build options. Much better than the Razer Raiju abomination I tried on a whim last year.