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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by QualityChimp View Post
    I ordered some hard drives to rebuild a server and they arrived on Tuesday, but nobody told me.
    On Friday, I had to use a delivery tracking email to check they've not got lost only to find they'd been signed for Tuesday morning.

    I called the guy who signed for them and the whole office listened to me irately ask why he'd not told me and he'd had them nearly a week, but he was suitably dismissive and had no plans to tell me.

    That's the irk.

    The same guy called this morning (Monday) asking for me to help with his computer that has stopped working.

    I had great pleasure telling him, with the whole office listening again, that I would be over on Friday, because that's how long I had to wait for my parcel.
    They were all in stitches, laughing at the sweet, sweet justice I was able to deliver.
    Make sure to stack 12 in his machine.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Zaki View Post
    Make sure to stack 12 in his machine.
    Wrapped in tea towels!

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by QualityChimp View Post
    Wrapped in tea towels!
    Don't forget to rub a balloon on your head for good luck and shuffle your feet on the carpet (and rub your thighs together at the same time).


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