Little Things That Make You Smile 6: Nowhere To Go But Up

[JazzFunk]

I just want to lay down with the women and they can stroke my hair.

[Blobcat]

TBH A pizza party sounds a better idea than a full blown wedding afternoon if I'm honest.

[JazzFunk]

Sounds bloody nice to me, even if I'm not on the invite list!

Proper eating pizza loads, recently. Just had the the best 11" thin crust 'Asian-Style' pizza from up Armley Town Street.

Bloody lovely. Gorge. I gorged it all. It even had black tinges on the crispy crust, this was a thin pizza and it was an orgasm in the gob once I managed to eat the bastard effin thing.

Waited 21 mins for it and it was worth the wait. I understand now when impatient folk get doughy pizzas and complain about the place to their mates. Just wait a bit, ffs.

Just WAIT.

[fishbowlhead]

Timestamp checks out Jazzfunk 🙂

[Zaki]

https://i.imgur.com/SvstHLy.mp4

[charlesr]

I think perhaps this is the right thread for this news?

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/motorhome-toilet/

[dvdx2]

Sounds bloody nice to me, even if I'm not on the invite list!

Must admit, i’d pay good money to hear a wedding speech from you, Jazz; live and unscripted, after 10 strong cans of 7% gut rot and 3 large Johnny J’ cones....lol

[JazzFunk]

Don't pay any good money for me.

Just a £10 bag of ganj, a full bottle of JD (or Lidl's own) and 'Odyssey Part 1' by Johnny Harris.

That's all I need. Everything.

[JazzFunk]

(and forgot to mensh but a 2L bottle of Blue Pepsi. For the shug and caffeine and flavour of Life).

[JazzFunk]

Don't forget. This is MY choon. It *might* be influenced by the lowrider bit in GTASA. I don't care.

This is MY choon. My theme mate, in my guts and belly. What a CHOON!!!!

[QualityChimp]

My Mom had her last session of radiotherapy today.

[Blobcat]

Despite my moaning and having to report a dentists bad behaviour (bad time keeping and **** treatment to staff like me) I got employee of the month so that was nice. Shame I can't spend my voucher on buying some pasta to make some spag bol this weekend!!!!!

[vanpeebles]

Sonic has a new ally! Pebbles the Cat!

"Gonna get you Fammyd...I mean eggman!!"

http://www.zen70509.zen.co.uk/pebblescat1.jpg

http://www.zen70509.zen.co.uk/pebblescat1.jpg

[importaku]

I can't stop laughing at this, im now scarred for life i'll never be able to look at Toad again without seeing this.

[JazzFunk]

^I like that.

Just watched a YouTube vid about Barrymore that came up on my recommended, titled "Concern for Michael Barrymore after Good Morning Britain interview".

It's meant to be a serious vid about MB getting hounded unfairly over that unfortunate swimming pool incident that occurred in 2001...

...but it unfortunately ends with the sentence "More recently, Barrymore was set to have a comeback after signing up to this year's Dancing on Ice......


.....but was forced to pull out following injury".

You just couldn't make it up.