Behold, the FLYING FREEHOLD!
Basically, it's a tiny 12sqm room which cannot be accessed via any means, and it exists not on the ground or above another floor, but it levitates, IN THE SKY, as if by the magic of wizards!
CHECK IT OUT!
Observe:
What could this inaccessible room hold? Gold? Treasures? Dead bodies? Mould based diseases?
When last was it accessed?
Why can it no longer be accessed? WHAT IS THE PREVIOUS OWNER TRYING TO HIDE? Why was it sealed?
Sealed, perhaps, to contain an evil older than time, previously unleashed BY THE DRUIDS?!
If we pool our money, we can it buy it for:
£500
I reckon if 100 of us each pitch in £5, and one of us brings a ladder (I can do that), and another some screwdrivers and a hammer, we can get inside, discover the REAL crown jewels of England, sell on eBay, then split the difference.
This is not a pyramid scheme. It is a treasure hunt.
Plus, how cool would it be to say that you OWN (well, part own) your very own FLYING FREEHOLD!
FLYING FREEHOLD!
I can't guarantee you riches, but I do promise you that both men and women will want to make love to you when they're told that you own said FLYING FREEHOLD.
So, fellows of Bordersdown, will you come fly with me, in our magical mystical freehold?
It can be ours!
Description:
An opportunity to acquire a flying freehold which extends over part of a vehicular access passageway and comprises a single currently inaccessible room, measuring approximately 12 sqm. There is limited information and East Anglian Auction Centre has not at this stage gained access. Wisbech is a market town and offers high street shopping, cafes, banks, restaurants, supermarkets, business and leisure facilities. Agents Note: Please be aware that the auctioneers have not measured the area. This information has been provided by the vendor from historical data, interested parties should satisfy themselves with regards to the information above.
An opportunity to acquire a flying freehold which extends over part of a vehicular access passageway and comprises a single currently inaccessible room, measuring approximately 12 sqm. There is limited information and East Anglian Auction Centre has not at this stage gained access. Wisbech is a market town and offers high street shopping, cafes, banks, restaurants, supermarkets, business and leisure facilities. Agents Note: Please be aware that the auctioneers have not measured the area. This information has been provided by the vendor from historical data, interested parties should satisfy themselves with regards to the information above.
CHECK IT OUT!
Observe:
What could this inaccessible room hold? Gold? Treasures? Dead bodies? Mould based diseases?
When last was it accessed?
Why can it no longer be accessed? WHAT IS THE PREVIOUS OWNER TRYING TO HIDE? Why was it sealed?
Sealed, perhaps, to contain an evil older than time, previously unleashed BY THE DRUIDS?!
If we pool our money, we can it buy it for:
£500
I reckon if 100 of us each pitch in £5, and one of us brings a ladder (I can do that), and another some screwdrivers and a hammer, we can get inside, discover the REAL crown jewels of England, sell on eBay, then split the difference.
This is not a pyramid scheme. It is a treasure hunt.
Plus, how cool would it be to say that you OWN (well, part own) your very own FLYING FREEHOLD!
FLYING FREEHOLD!
I can't guarantee you riches, but I do promise you that both men and women will want to make love to you when they're told that you own said FLYING FREEHOLD.
So, fellows of Bordersdown, will you come fly with me, in our magical mystical freehold?
It can be ours!
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