Celebrity Deaths Thread 2020

[gunrock]

I noticed you have bladder mishaps a lot. Too many energy drinks on the train, Jazz or prostate pressure, mate?

[Mayhem]

The Phantom Piss Wazzer of old Newcastle town...

[JazzFunk]

Haha, I just sprayed my cuppa tea!!!

[JazzFunk]

I noticed you have bladder mishaps a lot. Too many energy drinks on the train, Jazz or prostate pressure, mate?

It's more the fact I have a strange bladder, it's been this way since I first went pubbing at 17. Can hold about seven pints before I need a wazz. And then I'm wazzing constantly after that. I'm only a skinny guy!

Sadly, I find the alcohol zonks me a bit more than it used to. Yet my bladder remains the same.

I also have strange hips, and can regurgitate food without sticking me fingers down me throat.

And do an uncanny human beatbox that sounds *exactly* like real beats on WhatsApp groups.

[vanpeebles]

It's more the fact I have a strange bladder, it's been this way since I first went pubbing at 17. Can hold about seven pints before I need a wazz.

That's normal! The first piss after drinking is known as "breaking the seal".

[Armchair Critic]

Eddie Van Halen does of throat cancer aged 65. Didn’t even know he was ill. RIP

[Anpanman]

Tragic, EVH has gone;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54443394

Part of the sound of my youth, RIP Eddie, lots of roadies owe their well-being to you.

[Team Andromeda]

Gutted about Eddie. Jump is one of the best songs ever and such a happy song too.
Was lucky enough to see this great man and his band twice.

Two of my guitar heroes are now gone with Eddie joining DimeBag up above .

[QualityChimp]

EVH was asked to be in Bill & Ted 3, but declined for unknown reasons at the time, so it sounds like he was ill for some time.

He really was a legend and instantly one of those people you could list as one of the most influential guitarists.

[fuse]

****ing cancer, man

[Anpanman]

Bobby Ball;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54731384

RIP Bob.

[vanpeebles]

Gutted at that, we are losing the tail end of a priceless generation of entertainers that were drop forged in the white heat of working mens clubs. Boys in Blue is a fun film.

[Neon Ignition]

He was even decent in the few straight acting things I saw him in

[Atticus]

Sad news ... he's was part of what made Saturday tv magic when I was a kid.

[Cassius_Smoke]

I actually walked passed him once in our town centre. A real loss.