In a fight, who would win?

[charlesr]

If you had to have a physical fight using consoles as weapons, what would be your go to consoles? It might not be just one.

As mentioned in the N64 thread, the Gamecube could easily be swung around. But the OG Xbox would make a proper dent if dropped from above or lobbed.

[teddymeow]

2 OG Gameboys connected via link cable would make an awesome bolas for tripping up fools.

[charlesr]

2 OG Gameboys connected via link cable would make an awesome bolas for tripping up fools.

I like your thinking. They were meaty

[Cassius_Smoke]

An original Mega Drive with megaCD connected. It's gunna be like getting hit by a train.

[Nu-Eclipse]

Getting lamped in the mush with a Panasonic Q at full pelt is going to cost you your jaw and a few teeth, if not outright put you to sleep.

[monel]

An original Mega Drive with megaCD connected. It's gunna be like getting hit by a train.

The MD alone always felt feather light. See inside and it's obvious. The SNES had weight to it, like they may have paid for some components.

Those Amstrad and Commodore consoles plus the Jaguar, id just leave them in a building and someone would die because they were cursed.

[teddymeow]

Wii sensor bar cable would make a good garotte.

[wakka]

The MD alone always felt feather light. See inside and it's obvious. The SNES had weight to it, like they may have paid for some components.

That's fighting talk *clobbers shinobi7000 with a Megadrive Power Stick*

The very long, very thin cable of the Wii sensor bar would make an excellent piano wire for garrotting.

EDIT: Holy **** Ted, 'great' (air quotes) minds

[teddymeow]

The very long, very thin cable of the Wii sensor bar would make an excellent piano wire for garrotting.

Great minds.

[monel]

That's fighting talk *clobbers shinobi7000 with a Megadrive Power Stick*

The very long, very thin cable of the Wii sensor bar would make an excellent piano wire for garrotting.

EDIT: Holy **** Ted, 'great' (air quotes) minds

I loved the Megadrive, just pointing out it ran on air.

[charlesr]

Those Amstrad and Commodore consoles plus the Jaguar, id just leave them in a building and someone would die because they were cursed.

[charlesr]

Those little GC discs could probably be used like Shuriken too.

[Neon Ignition]

Weight, grip and those sharp corners - yep, the Gamecube is the massacre king

[charlesr]

You could add the Gameboy Player for extra uumph.

[Cassius_Smoke]

The MD alone always felt feather light. See inside and it's obvious. The SNES had weight to it, like they may have paid for some components.

Those Amstrad and Commodore consoles plus the Jaguar, id just leave them in a building and someone would die because they were cursed.

I get your point. I think it would shatter across someones head really well.

An Amiga 1200. That's gunna hurt.