United Kingdom VII: Taking Pride in Your Success

[cutmymilk]

Who'd have thunk it... Hancock has game. Imagine being her husband and knowing she cheated with Hancock

I'm more annoyed that he is snogging a random during the pandemic.

[QualityChimp]

Genuinely the last post to Instagram by Hancock:

[Lebowski]

This feels like some thinly veiled distraction, or some spin doctor driven thing to give Mancock some sort of badboy persona and distract us from how fecking useless everyone knows he is. I'm kind of imaging his aid as a 70 ear old with false teeth and a gammy leg.

[Asura]

It does smack of, well, not falling onto his sword as such but that someone has pushed him onto it.

[wakka]

Yeah. The Tories' characteristic blend of incompetence and deliberate malevolence.

[Lebowski]

It does smack of, well, not falling onto his sword as such but that someone has pushed him onto it.

Turns out his aide is some millionaire lobbyist who he employed in some sort of chummy chum set up, corruption and infidelity sees to be some sort of Tory badge of honor.

[fishbowlhead]

I guess he was just eating out to help out.

Someone get this man a medal.

[QualityChimp]

I didn't steal it for once, but I'm not the only one with a dirty mind who thought of it.

However, Johnson has accepted Hancock's apology and consider the matter closed.

BREAKING: man who had affair & misused public funds on his mistress
stands by man who had affair & misused public funds on his mistress

[QualityChimp]

Look, I know both Hancock and Johnson have said the matter is closed, but remember Prof Neil Ferguson?

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[wheelaa]

Matt Han(dywithhis)cock.

[monel]

Corruption. Since I'm not a friend of the PM and can't offer contracts, nobody I met at Oxford would have an affair with me, I'm sure.

It's got nothing to do with me trespassing and being tasered by security, either.

[Neon Ignition]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jun/25/uk-covid-pilot-events-record-no-substantial-outbreaks

Research finds that mass attended events held at a time when little Covid is circulating doesn't result in masses of new cases - shocker.

Hold another trial in July...

[teddymeow]

It does smack of, well, not falling onto his sword as such but that someone has pushed him onto it.

I think it was her that fell onto his "sword"...

[CMcK]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...tial-outbreaks
Research finds that mass attended events held at a time when little Covid is circulating doesn't result in masses of new cases - shocker.

Hold another trial in July...

Mmmmm. I’m not sure about that. Loads of peeps that went to Londinium for the football last weekend are now testing positive and/or isolating.

[Soundwave]

Mmmmm. I’m not sure about that. Loads of peeps that went to Londinium for the football last weekend are now testing positive and/or isolating.

I genuinely think this has a lot to do with Scotland's surge in cases thousands of them down here & they had so little social distancing that it really has had to have a seriously negative impact on their case numbers in the last few days... allowing time for the symptoms to show