LAME to FAME!

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

Not sure if it's been mentioned before, but I went out a couple of times with a lass who did a couple of shoots for 'Voluptuous' magazine.

[Dogg Thang]

Name.

edit: realising that is a) creepy and b) pointless as it's hardly like she used her actual name in the mag.

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

Not her real name, but she did use her nickname.

[Brad]

I like to think her nickname was Jugs McKenzie

[shaffy_oppa]

Oh I once had sex with a Japanese luxury still life photographer!

asked me to meet him on his day off to show him around London. He didn't answer my text after. He wasn't that great, I'm just a good person and like to keep my word.

[k0pp0]

My brother in law was once best mates with Simon Pegg's step brother. Who is apparently now in LA taking acting lessons courtesy of Mr Pegg.

[k0pp0]

I once let Prince Harry cut in front of me at a local garage.

I've got loads of lameness.

[BaronSqwelch]

I was in a place called St Just yesterday and whilst having my dinner outside a pub became the background to a scene in a German TV show/movie.
I watched a woman argue with a man over a bicycle about 10 times before they gave in due to the wind blowing her dress up.

I suspect the two make up guys were gay too so I hope this story isnt too harrowing for the forums homophobes.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I was in a place called St Just yesterday and whilst having my dinner outside a pub became the background to a scene in a German TV show/movie.
I watched a woman argue with a man over a bicycle about 10 times before they gave in due to the wind blowing her dress up.

I suspect the two make up guys were gay too so I hope this story isnt too harrowing for the forums homophobes.

guffaw.

My mate went to school with Debbie Ashby, the 1980s page 3 girl. He said he get a pair of her knickers for us.

It was years later when he confessed they were actually a pair of his mother's.

Didn't spoil the memory too much as she was hot in a cold and aloof Mrs Murray way.

BTW **** you with your homophobe jibe.

[randombs]

I was in a place called St Just yesterday and whilst having my dinner outside a pub became the background to a scene in a German TV show/movie..

This breaks the thread rules because you weren't lame prior to filming.

[smouty]

My mate went to school with Debbie Ashby, the 1980s page 3 girl.

My wife went to school with Dee Ivens.

[Darwock]

Didn't spoil the memory too much as she was hot in a cold and aloof Mrs Murray way.

Skim read that as Murray Walker, had a few moments of bewilderment as I tried to process if Murray Walker could be regarded in such a light.

Back on topic, I met Murray Walker, but as it was at a book signing it doesnt really qualify for the thread. He wasn't cold or aloof. He wasn't hot either mind..