The EuroVision Thread

[MartyG]

Armenia

Stockings for the win - and really getting into the whole Eurovision routine thing - this is a potential winner I'm thinking.

Song: 7
Routine: 9
Totty: 7
Norton: 6

Norton for the proud comment

[Baseley09]

It's the Portguese Adele!

Haha that came into my mind too, id shag that portu bird tho no doubt.

[MartyG]

Russia

And so the host country puts forward their song for 2009. A bit of Max Headroom going on here, and the dress designed to hide the fact she's a bit of a plumper. More botox needed on the video stuff - not really sure what that's all about.

Song: 5
Routine: 2
Totty: 4
Norton: 8

Norton for the nervous breakdown comment - getting better

[MartyG]

Azerbaijan

Should I be shot for not actually having heard of this country before? Excelent outfits on this one though and hip movements always get bonus points - I think I might move there, if I ever work out where it is. Another potential winner.

Song: 6
Routine: 7
Totty: 7
Norton: 7

Norton for the drunk banter

[Fuddle]

azerbaijan will do well with that i think.

plus marks for the totty winking at me (me not you)
minus for the bloke pretending to play that gutair thing

[MartyG]

Bosnia&Herzegonia

We're nearly half-way there - and B&H are going very panto crossed Beatles. It's not good and the fringe totty is failing to save it. Way too serious.

Song: 5
Routine: 5
Totty: 2
Norton: 1

Norton had an chance to be very witty on that one and failed.

[abigsmurf]

turned it off, all the songs are boring me and there hasn't been any lollersome entries

[MartyG]

Moldova

A good Eurovision song and sparkling routine, spoilt only by the fact the backers are blokes in dresses. Good set of lungs on this one. Got to like those boots too.

Song: 7
Routine: 8
Totty: 6
Norton: 6

Norton had some witty comments on the way in

[Gradius]

Plenty of flab this year

[MartyG]

Malta

This is the fat mate you want to make yourself look thin. Clearly likes the pies. A routine point only for the fact there's no blokes making it worse.

What we need is some really outlandish songs, and it doesn't look like we're going to get that this year :/

Song: 5
Routine: 1
Totty: 1
Norton: 10

Norton for the filled comment

[Gradius]

I like a woman with a fringe

[MartyG]

Estonia

I've no idea what she's saying, but I like it anyway - and multiple chelos has to be a bonus. I wonder if they wear g-strings? Average song and poor routine sadly; they could have done so much more with those bows.

Song: 5
Routine: 2
Totty: 9
Norton: 1

Norton poor

[Fuddle]

good one from estonia i thought.
very classy, and i appreciate a bit of astronomy too.

[MartyG]

Denmark

Denmark are going for a bit of a rock theme, not really in the Eurovision pop mould - could it work? Maybe, but the lack of totty pulls it down - it's all very dexy midnight runners on the costume front. I think he's on cocaine too.

Song: 7
Routine: 2
Totty: 0
Norton: 7

Norton on the boyzone comment

[MartyG]

Germany

Lots of bling does not a decent song make - we're going all musical here, and it's actually not a bad Eurovision show number, it has a certain 70s show number to it, but those trousers - not good, not good at all. I really don't believe that a women can be that shape either.

Song: 8
Routine: 7
Totty: 4
Norton: 4

Norton a bit of a pants comment