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    Blade Kitten - PS3/X360

    Demo came out, received lots of flak from people across the internet, but I kinda dig it. How do I add a poll to First Play topics?

    I finished the PS3 demo yesterday. I really like it. Title screen music is ace. Voice acting is just right (love the accents), and the script is clever. Enemies shout out international radiotelephony spelling alphabet acronyms (OSCAR, MIKE, GOLF) which spell out netspeak.

    Everyone complaining so bitterly about this is just being negative because that's the cool thing to be. It's not Braid or Limbo, but it's not crap either.

    It's a 2D action platformer with loose battle mechanics, massive maze-like levels, and a kitsch pseudo-anime aesthetic that mixes in internet humour.

    It feels like an awesome western Sega Genesis game (not Mega Drive, Genesis). Or maybe an Amiga game. Lots of secrets to find, lengthy, weird levels (vaguely Earthworm Jimmy in terms of sheers maze-like size), crawling up walls is fun, and the floaty combat isn't offensive or infuriating. It's just kind of there. There's also a subtle but cool music track. I dunno, I got vibes of Kid Chameleon, X-Men, Pirates of Dark Water (Genesis version), Flashback (in terms of futuristic styling), and numerous Amiga platformers which I can't remember the names of.

    It's a fodder game - the kind your mom bought you because the guy at the store said it was cool and you played it when you were a young teen because you didn't have the internet.

    It's not sophisticated, the levels are VERY long (though have numerous checkpoints), and I can see it being overlooked/heavily criticised. But I can't find anything which I especially dislike about it. The worst I can say from the demo is that it doesn't stand out as being unique enough to warrant adding to my massive list of unfinished games. And based on this level's length, there's a lot of game time here.

    If I win the lottery or it gets discounted, I'm buying it.

    #2
    Personally I can't overlook it's faults enough to be anything other than highly insulting about the utter travesty which I think this game is.

    Yiff yiff yiff...

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      #3
      You liked the title screen? The music made my ears bleed!

      You hit the nail on the head, it does have that old school amiga game about it. I enjoyed my time with the trial, will definetly think about picking it up if i have some points to spare.

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        #4
        If it was a £3 mini I would think it was ok, but having tried the demo I uninstalled as soon as it was done

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          #5
          Originally posted by Spatial101 View Post
          Personally I can't overlook it's faults enough to be anything other than highly insulting about the utter travesty which I think this game is.
          Wow, that's the most critical view I've heard. What exactly offended you so much?

          I can't say the demo makes me think it's fantastic, but it feels like so many middling platformers made available during the 1990s. Like 3 Ninjas Kick Back on the SNES. Someone on RLLMUK laid into it savagely in the retro forum, when in actual fact at worst it was bland and at best mildly diverting.

          The fact I've not seen a middling 2D platformer since the 1990s makes me lenient towards this. I've played PSN games which I find to be utter travesties - like Topatoi, which is irredeemable garbage of the purest order - and this is merely OK.

          Is it as bad as Topatoi, or any number of other mind-****ingly awful games released in recent years? I don't think so.

          If it hits ?4.99 and I have money to waste, I would be definitely curious to see the rest of it (or watch youtube videos). Either that or a ?1.99 rental would do it. Ah, if only you could rent downloadable games.

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            #6
            I thought the demo of this was utter pish!!

            Ranks alongside Quantum Theory for worst GOTY!!

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