We Dare [PS3/Wii]

[MartyG]

The adverts that have caused so much controversy are mind boggling. Truly, what were UbiSoft thinking?

As it turns out, We Dare (and my copy is on PS3) is nothing more than a very crap dance move game. You move the move control to the actions on screen to songs that are covers rather than original recordings.

Then you stab yourself in the eye with a rusty anthrax en-coated spear after realising you've wasted beer money on a pile-o-pap. Twice. With a follow up after-twitch.

I'm not surprised Ubi pulled this from a UK release. I am surprised they've released it at all, and if you buy it you deserve to be castrated by rabid otters.

That is all.

[abigsmurf]

The game doesn't come with two hot girls?

[MartyG]

Mine did, but the shrink wrap entailed the suffocation and subsequent death and bodily decay rendering them worthless :/

[Strider]

Mine did, but the shrink wrap entailed the suffocation and subsequent death and bodily decay rendering them worthless :/

Can you not get a refund?
Actaully can you send them to me?

[MartyG]

I was considering keeping them, given they're more fun than the game but I hear necrophilia is frowned upon, plus the smell of death is hell to get rid of - I'd send them on, but the fluid leakage makes packaging problematic.

I have asked Ubisoft for a refund mind.

I am happy to answer any other questions as to the nature of the game though