Prose with Bros (iThings)

[toythatkills]

FREE, or ?1.19 without ads.

Right, anyone up for some games? I'm toythatkills. Usernames in this thread!

What it is, is a game where you're given a bunch of random words. You then use as many or as few as you like to make a sentence or two, inserting pauses and breaks as you desire. Your opponent has the same words and does the same. You both submit your work, and then for the next 24 hours other random people using the app vote on whose is better. Then you win! Or lose. While you're not playing, you're voting and seeing others' work.

Potential is amazing. Check out the second entry here.



That's not even the best one though. The top one here nearly killed me.

[merf]

I'm in TTK, gotters is created and waiting for your prose bro

[fuse]

I am in also - same username as on here

[toythatkills]

I'm pretty please with what I just played against teddymeow.

"The nutter stands over the pig......... then pleasures it."

Basically, if you haven't realised yet, the basic aim is to make something stupid and, preferably, dirty. Genius.

fuse, I am kicking your ass

[fuse]

I have realised since playing my move with you, that short and sweet works best.

My current prose with gotters goes as follows;

"I diabolically poke a jamtart on this greasy ogre... You want hand pleasure"

[toythatkills]

Definitely onto a winner with hand pleasure

[merf]

I have realised since playing my move with you, that short and sweet works best.

My current prose with gotters goes as follows;

"I diabolically poke a jamtart on this greasy ogre... You want hand pleasure"

Odd we both saw jam tart and decided to poke it !

I like his, nice to see a new idea and not another endless runner or angry birds clone

[toythatkills]

I'm pretty please with what I just played against teddymeow.

"The nutter stands over the pig......... then pleasures it."

I am destroying him with this. 92% to 8%!

Also:



Oh God

[toythatkills]

I've got a game ending in three hours and it's still at 50/50! This is tense.

A game with fuse ends in seven hours and that's 50/50 too. Amaze

[toythatkills]

All shall kiss my crack... only you cunningly poke beef up in there.

Shakespeare would be all over this game.

[Oh_Mutants]

Get me involved! Username; Stinkor

[ItsThere]

Ooh - looking good. How do you change the word where there are different variables around?

[toythatkills]

Hold it down for a second

[ItsThere]

Cheers

Sending you one now.

You are gonna destroy me with that!

[toythatkills]

I am pretty sure that I'm going to beat you with a tale of my puny love doodle