The bad boxart gallery

[MarioMark]

That is not only a great cover, but if the actual game itself had that art style I might actually have bought it!

I'm just looking at the bloke with the beard at the top of the box art.

I've got the PAL version my self.

[Emir]

That is not only a great cover, but if the actual game itself had that art style I might actually have bought it!

Aye, I agree. I really like that cover.

[Spatial]

"I love horses,
best of all the animals,
I love horses,
they're my friends!"





Think that one maxed out their rendering software.



It's about time we had a game cover where a pasty skinned woman, holding a massively oversized pool cue, stares freakishly at a massive eight ball.

[Lyris]

Think that one maxed out their rendering software.

CHEAPSKATES!!!

The cretins ripped off the beloved shareware classic, Wacky Wheels!

[df0notfound]

CHEAPSKATES!!!

The cretins ripped off the beloved shareware classic, Wacky Wheels!

Beloved shareware Mario Kart ripoff

[dave heats]

Is that some kind of animal prostitute looking for a client in the background?

[Lyris]

Looks more like some sort of sinister animal dictator to me...

[JazzFunk]

I'm just wondering, some of these Phoenix games must have some redeeming qualities...right???

Someone must have played at least one, surely...right??? If so, any good???

I'm really hoping for an affirmative on these questions, my local Blockbuster is infested with these games and I always get an urge to buy (though I resist because I usually really do know better.)

[Leon Retro]

Is that some kind of animal prostitute looking for a client in the background?

Looks like a prostitute with big udders

[Leon Retro]

It's about time we had a game cover where a pasty skinned woman, holding a massively oversized pool cue, stares freakishly at a massive eight ball.

I know Pool Halls are full of smokers and drinking, but I didn't think it would have such a bad effect on someone, as to make them look like a Zombie.

They should have called it ' Zombie Pool ' ... I'd buy that!

[Lyris]

PROSTHETIC SEX DOLL'S NIGHT OUT

Take the pretend lady of your dreams to one of three different settings: the bowling alley, the bar with pool table, or the sex dungeon

[cutmymilk]

I'm just wondering, some of these Phoenix games must have some redeeming qualities...right???

Someone must have played at least one, surely...right??? If so, any good???

I'm really hoping for an affirmative on these questions, my local Blockbuster is infested with these games and I always get an urge to buy (though I resist because I usually really do know better.)

I think Superfamifreak may collect them, best ask him!

[Ouenben]

http://uk.ds.ign.com/articles/776/776399p1.html

Ign have done their Top 25 worst boxart.

Number one is soo hilarious

[MattyD]

http://uk.ds.ign.com/articles/776/776399p1.html

Ign have done their Top 25 worst boxart.

Number one is soo hilarious

[briareos_kerensky]

I can't believe it really exists.

PS: Ninja Golf is one of the best games ever

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/