the 'back of the box' quote-a-thon

[John Beaulieu]

if you had a single quote you could put on the back of any game box - what would it be?

for me it would be.........

"Uber PC - ?1100
Supply of food and drinks - ?21
Limited edition version of game - ?39.99
2 days off work 'ill' - ?250



waiting 29 hours to authorise your Steam account - fooking priceless"

Half-life 2

[SonicMarmite]

Devil May Cry:

"The greatest 3d action game ever" - Official PS2 Magazine
"Meh not bad" - Edge Magazine
"Awesome action with style" - CVG
"THIS GAME IS UTTER ****" - MGV (pose)

[Crisp_Rapper]

Rez:

"dude, you can buy a vibrator for it and put it down your pants... your 2 favourite passtimes all at once!!!"

[Spatial]

Any MMORPG

"This game will rob you of your life and make you lose all your friends / family / loved ones"

[Kubrick]

MGS3:

"Snake is back in a massive new adventure featuring an incredible 5hrs of gameplay and 15hrs of wanking while you watch and listen to the rest"

[Kieran76]

Any Fifa game.

"Look, we've got real players names.... and Ally McCoist. So we must be the best, mustn't we?"

[Robster]

Any Pro Evo/Wining Eleven Game:


"Dont you just feel better becuase your know your playing the real footy game instead of that pish called Fifa"

Motion Gravure:

"Allows you to be a pervert and get away with it, crotch shots galore and no one will catch you. "

[Ginger Tosser]

Halo2

...........On Nov.9, Work wont matter anymore..................
....On Nov 14, you'll be trying to find the reciept to take it back............

[Wools]

*Edit* I was going to make a post about how 2D shooters should be sent to hell. But I better not...

[C']

Soul Calibur 2

"Come on, Lizardman wasn't really that good anyway ^_^;;"

[chosen_one666]

Metal Gear Solid 2

"25% of the game we promised, 75% ****e."

[Tig]

Any MGS game

"This text cannot be skipped by hammering X"

[RLench]

Metal Gear Solid:

"People just don't understand it...so they complain about it instead"

[Pacman555]

"Allows you to be a pervert and get away with it, crotch shots galore and no one will catch you. "

Christ, I thought I was the only one that remembered that early PS2 'classic'!

Sonic The Hedgehog:

'There's not even a manual! All the buttons do the same thing! It's less confusing than a lift!'

[Tom Salter]

Everquest

"You're a fat sweaty bearded geek. You can't get married in real life so buy this and get married to Rumpel Fatarse (Who is actually male, 49 from Texas, USA) instead of talking to real people. Fapping off at the ceremony is optional, but can exhilirate the moment."