The 'Make the Best Games sound boring' Topic

[dataDave]

Nah, perfectly suitable for this pap thread.

Here're my contributions...

Ridge Racer - Race around
Tekken - Fight
Halo - shoot
mario - jump
sonic - run
MGS - hide
1080 - go downhill
waverace - race around on water
pokemon - raise creatures

cba... predictable, not funny.

[Widegoat]

I love this thread.

Sonic - Let bunnies out of a cage by jumping on an iron button
Waverace - spend a lot of time with the sun in your eyes
Pokemon - pretend to be a child

[Ady]

Animal Crossing : Talk to animals and catch bugs.

Majora's Mask : Collect masks, solve people's problems, go to the moon and play with some kids.

Silent Hill : Drive into some town and look for your daughter.

[Gradius]

Ghouls n Ghosts - jump around, sometimes in just your undies.

F-Zero - Fly around the track without falling off

Super Monkey Ball - roll around without falling off

[Bassman]

Mobile Train Simulator/Desha Da Go (Mark 2 version!)

Start and stop a train... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

and...

DOAXBV

Hit a ball over a net

[Ady]

Vib Ribbon : Walk along a line.

Bangaio : Fly around and collect fruit.

Space Channel 5 : Dance to some kitsch music.

Samba De Amigo : Play the marracas.

Parasite Eve : Cure a condition.

[Spatial]

Katamari Damacy : Collect junk

Viewtiful Joe : Shout Henshin-a-go-go a lot

Zelda Wind Waker : Sail around for ages

[AllYourBase]

Zelda Wind Waker : Sail around for ages

too true unfortunatly!!

[goldbricker]

Pro Evolution Soccer: Soccer
Halo: Fanny about in a jeep

[Widegoat]

Marble Madness
Get your skin caught under a trackerball and fall off a ramp.

AfterBurner 2
Repeatedly insert 20p while being treated to blocky images of a plane exploding in mid-air or crashing into some bushes.

[Ady]

Banjo Kazooie : Collect things. Lots of them.

[AllYourBase]

altered beast

POWER UP and wise from your gwave

[Widegoat]

Golden Tee 2005
Read pages of statistics about how everyone in the world is better than you. Then see some jerky video of them.

[Ginger Tosser]

Mr Driller - Drill in a downwards direction
PacMan - Run round a maze avoiding ghosts
Space invaders - move left/right and shoot

[Ady]

Project Zero : Take photographs of ghosts.