In the upcoming PSP first person shooter, Infected, there are a few cameos. Amongst them are Bloodrayne (yeah, fine) and er.... all 9 members of Slipknot. Woweeee. Hold me back. Now I'm definitely buying it!
However, if there were any doubts in my mind, the plot is sure to confirm my decision to purchase: "INFECTED is a fast-paced, over-the-top 3rd person shooter. INFECTED casts you as a lone cop, fighting against a tidal wave of infectious zombies, intent on ripping New York to shreds."
Superb! How do they think this stuff up? And "over-the-top" you say? Brilliant. Buy Now.
I wonder who's on the soundtrack? Oh wow! It's all by Roadrunner Records artists. Hang on. Wasn't there another game a while back that was just a (very) thinly veiled promo vehicle for Roadrunner Records's bands with almost no actual gameplay? Hmm. Yes. Evolution Snowboarding. 2/10. Let's hope this is better eh? Cos it's sounds rocking. Well, we know we can trust screenshots to be the best indication of how good a game will be (well, no, but let's pretend):

Cool! I haven't bought any N64 games for ages......
However, if there were any doubts in my mind, the plot is sure to confirm my decision to purchase: "INFECTED is a fast-paced, over-the-top 3rd person shooter. INFECTED casts you as a lone cop, fighting against a tidal wave of infectious zombies, intent on ripping New York to shreds."
Superb! How do they think this stuff up? And "over-the-top" you say? Brilliant. Buy Now.
I wonder who's on the soundtrack? Oh wow! It's all by Roadrunner Records artists. Hang on. Wasn't there another game a while back that was just a (very) thinly veiled promo vehicle for Roadrunner Records's bands with almost no actual gameplay? Hmm. Yes. Evolution Snowboarding. 2/10. Let's hope this is better eh? Cos it's sounds rocking. Well, we know we can trust screenshots to be the best indication of how good a game will be (well, no, but let's pretend):

Cool! I haven't bought any N64 games for ages......
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