Best excuses for gaming incompetance.

[Faded]

I have 2.


1. I hate playing on your ****ing widescreen telly.

2. I'm Colour Blind, I didn't know which one was me half the time.

You forgot 'you pushed my R button'

And 'all your goals are the same' deserves a mention. While not being an actual excuse it does allude to some higher level of skill posessed on your part which never seems to actually manifest itself in regular play.

The 'R button' incident, is hardly an excuse, since it was blatant cheating. As for the 'all your goals are the same' , are you telling me your actually denying it?

Well there is that whole it's not true thing yeah. I have two distinct styles of goal.

Maybe you're just using a really broad definition though, my goals are al the same cause unlike yours they go in maybe?


And R button thing was for comedy value, it wasn't like there was any way I was actually going to win as you well know.


Anyways I'm worse for excuses than you are.

[Crisp_Rapper]

i've used the

this joypad's ****

excuse before, but it was true, playing Halo on blood gulch with sniper rifles when the ****ing 'zoom' button never worked. not. best. pleased.

*BLAM* *BLAM*

*cue giggling

*Crisp Rapper cries and throws the pad down in disgust.

[MA7]

Well it's never my fault when I lose - quite obviously there's a bug in the game somewhere that allows my mates attacks to have priority over mine....

used that one a few times now


Last week was playing a mate at MvC2 and totally kicked the crap out of him in double quick time. He had no excuses and I had a big go at him for playing so badly... "What the **** was that? YOU. WERE. ****!"

He just stared at me all hurt and I had to apologise

[kimenon69]

"If youre just gonna do that same boring move over and over i aint gonna bother" (psycho crusher dryson dry out)

"YEEAAAH!....was that an own goal?...nuts...well i'm colour blind"

"Wassup with your A button?"

"This games ****. i refuse to put any effort into beating your ass"

"Someones been playin with my settings!!!"

"Never used this pad before"

"Bit rusty ( )"